Burrito Boy Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I think my parrot is suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Tell me, how is he gonna justify his son's [bLEEP]y behavior THIS time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Do not put your head in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Work Order of the day: "Can you figure out why this calendar request for MrX didn't work? I got this weird message." Could you forward me a screen print of the message? "Sure, I wonder why MrX didn't get this." Wait...MrX? Isn't he no longer with the company? "Yeah." You can't set up meetings on a calendar for an employee no longer company. "OH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I wasn't expecting you letting loose a live quail at the bar... (this is actually a true story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 So am I an evil cruel father for making my daughter laugh while she is recovering from wisdom teeth extraction? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 So am I an evil cruel father for making my daughter laugh while she is recovering from wisdom teeth extraction? YES!. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 OT: Thank you for the validation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 I thought Tapatalk was about tapas. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Well, we opened the season with one hell of a fight. Put three PCs unconscious before all was done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 This town needs an enema. Her hair was fake. Her teeth were gold. They're going to murder the peanuts! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 "Continence" and "consistence" -- two different words! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I want my hay fever gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I feel sorry for Eugenie Bouchard. A comeback ended by an accident? Tough break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 The Boat Street Kitchen is no longer on Boat Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I must be exhausted. There's no way that could actually be that funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Whatever hits the fan, you may be certain it will not be distributed in an equitable fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Not sure zombie vampire spider demons are what you WANT showing during dinner time at the restaurant, but oh well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Erotic anthropomorphic crocodile. Possibly too horrible for the supernatural monster character. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 I had assumed she was smarter than I am because she went to college. But she didn't know the words sleek, stoic, and pragmatist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 The tea is gone. Why is the tea always gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 I came, I saw, I was not impressed. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 Even for a gaming document, that's got too many typos. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Why is it so easy to get Lion-O into bed? Because Thundercats are loose. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 ... a thirteen-piece marching kazoo band performing "Ride of the Valkyries" in the Fremont Solstice Parade. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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