Cygnia Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Beef Wellington is just an overpriced dry pot pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 Velcro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 I just got trolled by my own butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 We're gonna need another Timmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 I try not to curse before breakfast, but that's not always possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Today's commute playlist: RVW's "Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis" Barber's "Adagio for Strings" "1812 Overture" (full choral version) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 The delivery snout of a white-out tape dispenser looks sort of like it ought to fit in a USB3 socket, which has all kinds of interesting implications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Rum and Red Bull! Plastered and wired at the same time!! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Am I getting pranked... by a ghost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Wow, the adrenalin of lecture didn't wake me up at all. Time for second cup of coffee AND donut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Trying too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Quote Port Barre derives over 51% of its income from speeding tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 After getting mauled at the Battle of Dogger Bank, the Germans took care of all their financial services at the Feline Credit Union. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 You know what? Me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Surprised moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 It is amusing when Firefox's "recommended by Pocket" stuff, appearing when I open a new tab, shows two very similar-looking young female models, one looking chipper in a credit card ad, and one looking "I'm about to be sick" in a link to a "Why alcohol gives you hangover and anxiety" story. One wonders about ... causality ... between the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Velcro donut. With cross-stitches over the expulsion orders. And chelicerates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Care package received. Friend is happy. One less bit to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Survived first sound lab. Three more to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Ice cream headache without ice cream? That's just not just! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The coffee counter is open! The unrestful dead shuffle forth in search of the elixir that will sate their loathsome undead craving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Goodbye, Outhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 When in doubt... well, I'm not really sure! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 My biggest problem is indecision. Or maybe it's not. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Holy [bleep], the skin on my forehead is dry and painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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