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Valentine's day again.  What presents should I give?

 

Jewelry? Too expensive. 

Flowers? They wilt and die too soon. 

Candy? Quite unhealthy. 

 

How about a gift to stimulate the mind? Word problems! That's the ticket.

 

Now you know why I never married. 

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From The Book of the Subgenius copyright 1983

p 155 of the 1987 edition

 

"Kill. Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill. Kill for fun. Kill to stay Free, Like a Man. To Make America Great! Kill..."

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary notes this is taken out of context, but when dealing with The Church of the SubGenius, context doesn't necessarily help.

 

 

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On 2/18/2019 at 11:28 AM, Cancer said:

Ah-HA!  The pot of chives in the pot on the dining room window sill is doing poorly because Fluff Butt grazes on them.

If this an actual thing, get 'em away from the cat!  Chives can be toxic to them (as can garlic & onions).

 

*****

 

"...he's in the Mathroom..."

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22 hours ago, Cygnia said:

If this an actual thing, get 'em away from the cat!  Chives can be toxic to them (as can garlic & onions).

 

(It is an actual thing, and it's been moved.  I note Fluff Butt grazes on the bamboo in the bathroom, too.)

 

*****

 

Another day, another couple of Wikipedia edits.  Not even malicious ones!

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