Cancer Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 The local birds are consuming food at a remarkable rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 I don't want confirmation that the cliques don't want me around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 I wake up at 11 am. Looks like I overslept. But wait... it's SATURDAY! I can do what I want, maybe finish the projects lying on my workbench. I then proceed to spend most of the day watching YouTube videos. Cygnia and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 So tonight's show was apparently for the Stepford Orthodontics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Donnerwetter! Das rotational fronkzapdinger must locked in left-circular-polarization mode be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Mind the Ninja Moose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 The awful truth is too awful to be truthful. Or is it too truthful to be awful? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 At night, no one can see your fashion faux pas. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Some weekends are just too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 It is quite difficult to move yourself with constant acceleration (barring jumping out of an upper-floor window). tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 "I came. I saw. I rolled a natural 20." --Julius Caesar's D&D Campaign Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 "Pelagic ooze" is to "Pedipalp" as "Yuffie warping" is to "Yog-Sothoth" ... which to say, entirely unrelated except by alliteration, and other assonance-kissing coincidences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 The Large Headcase Collider. There's a concept. Probably would take at least full size pickups to work satisfactorily, though a case can be made for panel vans, where it's easier to strap a headcase spread-eagled and head down on the front of the vehicle. Add a jumpramp over a trench of burning gasoline and you'd get half of central Texas saying "Shut up and take my money." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 Dung is to dungeons as panth are to pantheons, which makes much more sense if you lisp, and have lot of lecherous old deities in the vicinity, all of whom are full of crap. Having several stiff drinks helps also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 Calcitrare caseus was their battle cry, while gargarizandum honorem was an expression of respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 Hobbes had a cold, it ran its course, and now Fluff Butt has it. Fluff Butt emits misery more effectively than Hobbes does, and in addition the not-yet-ill kitten pounces him more than she pounced Hobbes while Hobbes was under the weather. The sick boys have been greatly appreciative of the electric throw blanket on the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 The word of the day is "Mokita." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Analysis paralysis strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 Dude, there is no reason the part of the nerd must only be played by a white guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 (OT: No, but don't take that niche away from us too....) My asp draggeth. And I'm not yet halfway through my second lab of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 Jeeves to the rescue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 Hurrah for non sequitur! It gives people something to say when there's nothing to say at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2019 Report Share Posted October 17, 2019 My eyes only itch when they're open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 I think the kitten is going to be named Goblin. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 19, 2019 Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 Confessions of an old-school gamer: 1. I prefer 2nd Edition AD&D to 1st Edition. I enjoy the latter, but 2nd Edition is where my sweet spot lies. 2. My favorite setting is the Forgotten Realms. Although I'm aware that Gary Gygax created Greyhawk, I find that setting quite dull. 3. I like to play other games besides D&D. I need variety. Playing a single game excluively makes me lose interest in that game. That is all. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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