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A New Year's Questionnaire

 

Q: What are your expectations for world affairs in 2020?

A: Same old crap.

 

Q: What are your expectations for yourself in 2020?

A: See previous answer.

 

Q: How did you become so cynical?

A: Practice.

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Just in passing, the carpool lane has lain with the carpal tunnel, and the result is a park where Carpathians carouse.

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Dirty dancing really wasn't intended to be about athletic moves ending with a slip so both partners do facers in the mud.

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The unutterably dull ramblings of the palm weevil borer can kill the unfortunate weevils with their repertoire of incompletely composted Henny Youngman one-liners and tasteless knock-knock jokes.

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One hazard with becoming too cynical is that it takes only a little additional mistrustfulness to turn you into the croutons that makes the delectable crunchy bits in the Caesar salad of the spirit that the lesser Evil Ones claim is the best first course when dining on the souls of the damned.

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Not far from here is a "Pull and be damned Point", and you get to it via "Pull and be damned Road". 

 

Wonder if they're talking about fingers.

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