Cancer Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 It was really tempting to go with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 AHA! The Duc de Dorquemada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 I wonder what the fee is among NFL franchise owners to buy a DPI call in a game. Probably the fee goes up in the playoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 The Weezer cover of Kristoff's Peter Cetera song was pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Oooh. The girl burned him alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Am I doing this right? Hold my beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 * Sounds, All Sounds Answer Something Answer Something : * Acts, All Acts Make Sounds Make Sounds : * But Duty, All Duty Calls Silently Calls Silently : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Armour-Piercing headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 D----d leaky skywall seals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 I was taking a Lyft home last night when I saw something that made me do a double take. It was a sign advertising fruits in Spanish. Except I read the f as a p and missed the r. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 Quote I've got a super-power, dammit, and it is past time to use it for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Huh. First time in a while that I've added something to my list of improbable student names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 A night like today we yet again see folks treating the soul as a damn Etch-A-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 ... and we channel-flip from Chuck Norris beating up bad guys to Bob Ross painting happy trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 When you find you've dunked your sweatshirt hood's drawstring ends in your whiskey, that should probably be your last glass for the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Bite Me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 On 1/15/2020 at 2:19 PM, Cancer said: It was really tempting to go with this one. No, I want fifteen-minute video of nothing but this repeated back-to-back. Hitting the replay button every second and a half gets annoying, and when aggravated and exhausted, this is the most entertaining thing I can imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 On a scale from one to AAAAAARRRRGHHHH Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 This is all gonna end in tears, I tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Fourteen minutes to applesauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 Quote Physics is like climbing a mountain: it takes work, but the rewards are great. if you don't know what you're doing, you'll get yourself killed. Rewriting the inane author's blurb on the back cover of the textbook I'm using. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Define cannonade It's like lemonade but with more gunpowder. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 I won't name names, but I will point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2020 Report Share Posted February 5, 2020 Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 We are so screwed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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