Cancer Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Class in ten minutes. Time to go pee. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Four minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 A most unfortunate casualty of the closing of campus due to the pandemic is that we miss out on the annual blossoming show of young college women breaking out their sun dresses during the first warm week of spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Barbecue or sweet and sour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Shoot...gotta remember how to promo again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Haute cuisine in quarantine: a Costco frozen lasagna, washed down with 3 Buck Chuck from Trader Joe's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 I misread an advertisement today. It was for an ankle brace that is supposed to help with a number of different conditions, including plantar fasciitis. I caught only a quick glimpse and found myself asking, "What do ankle braces have to do with fascists?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 OT: Repetitive impact injury from goose-stepping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 This week's chaotic evil act: typing knock-knock jokes into the chat box during the online game session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Oh, what's the use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 When you're low on toilet paper, remember to use both sides. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 There's an orc in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Even Clarke's Third Law has its limitations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Have you cleaned your mouse balls recently? Or are you just a degenerate trackpad stroker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 E Pluribus FNORD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Funiculi funicula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 I've always thought that Pipe Weed is Middle-earth's analogue to tobacco. But part of me hopes it's actually cannabis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 You have got to be kidding me! I must be channeling John McEnroe tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Someday we'll look back on all this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Somehow that fails to disquiet me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 It's peanut butter jelly time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 It's easy if you know how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 Fried chicken last night left me with too much thyme on my hands. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 The tone on The Hobbit could be quite precious at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2020 Report Share Posted June 4, 2020 Trying to print from my laptop gives me visions of three-legged turtles stampeding through library paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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