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You decide to lay a trap for the aliens.
You truck your wounded out to White Sands Missile Range.
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Subject: Simple if bizarre
Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 11:23:31 EDT

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Somehow, you always know when your Game Master's "homebrew" campaign is really Middle-earth with the serial numbers filed off.

 

GM: You reach the town. For some strange reason it was built on top of the lake instead of on the shore. A guardsman, obviously an archer, walks over to you.

 

Player (in character): Let me guess. Your name is Bard, right?

 

GM: No, no, my name is BRAD. Bard isn't a name; it's the hair on your face!

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