Cancer Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Social engineering all too often looks like someone's wet dream of world domination, with global benefits so far out that payoff for anyone other than the central authority is lost in the mists of time, generations out. archer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 Tactic: All-Out Defecation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 We're watching the trivia game show Master Minds, and my seven-year-old son just got a question right that Ken Jennings missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 "You have been demoted from latrine orderly to moat-monster fodder!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 It makes me feel like a blue teddy bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 The items up for sale at the artists' co-op store I go to once or twice a year were ... disappointing ... today. Nothing really I liked, which is unusual. (Usually there's stuff I like but can't afford.) Worse, the game store that was a few blocks away is gone. An entirely different business is in that space now. I'm not sure I know of a store I can walk into and purchase an RPG or complex boardgame now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 These legs are made for pulling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Looking at YouTube videos about roleplaying games: tips on solo roleplaying, using material from different sources for your game. Why are these ideas being touted as novel? People have been doing these things for decades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 SNABTAD: Sensitive New Age Bomb Throwing Anarchist Dirtbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 Scatter terrain: yea or nay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 ATOMIC POWER PUKE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 I won't go skydiving if there's a man-eating gorilla standing behind me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 * After finding a properly-functioning ball point pen in the seventh candidate, Cancer takes the badly-functioning miscreants out to the concrete porch, and bludgeons them to small pieces with a 1 1/2 pound sledge * Pariah and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 The horse is the original off-road vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Two words: SPRINKLE RAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 No project is complete without the analysis paralysis phase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 "And this Christmas present is for Timmy ... and the label says, it's from ... Washtucna Zeke and his Gang of Freaks! Who might that be? Find out next week in the next exciting episode of West Side Pizza Cavern's Pit of Alfredo Despair!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 You're kidding, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Quote His best punt from Sunday was pure Vegemite on buttered toast. (source) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Star Turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Backstory? Character development? Overall story arc in the campaign? Bah! A character in a fantasy rpg needs NONE of those things. He's an adventurer because he's after fame and fortune. Bashing in some orc skulls is an added bonus. He puts up with the other characters because they may be able to help him survive and succeed. Otherwise, he wouldn't have anything to do with those jerks. And dungeons look the way they do because the architect was drunk. I swear my game world was filled with drunk architects! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 Today I had a vision of the Balrogs singing the Devo song "Whip It" while saving Morgoth from Ungoliant. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum blat your brains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Oh dear, I got Purina Velociraptor Chow by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 The GM spent many hours doing background research preparing for the players' stated plan to mess up the bad guys by making a head-on train collision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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