Pariah Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 "All twelve toes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 Yukking it up in Yucca Flats With four old guys with broken bats Hot green glass around all our toes If you drink the water it'll come out your nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 "Is this a depravedium dagger or a baloneyum bodkin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 Top Five LOTRO Observations: 5. Don't accept quests where you escort NPCs to safety. Those guys are inherently suicidal.4. When aiding NPCs in battles, wait for them to run in the direction they actually intend to go. They only do that after running in the opposite direction for the first few seconds.3. Angmarim priestesses are a study in butterface.2. Take part in the yearly festivals. You can level up faster by picking flowers than killing orcs.1. Watch out for level 100 deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 It'll be a cold day in the Hellespont! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 <pounding on door> (muffled voices from inside) "Go away!" "Who's in there?" "Ain't nobody here but us evildoers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 DUE DATE: Wednesday May 12, 11:59 PM Seattle time. Entirely by coincidence, this is almost exactly 38 years, two days, and one hour after the fire engines rolled up to extinguish the fire in the instructor’s apartment. Fortunately, neither the instructor nor his roommate were present at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 "Colonize Titan" <--> "Acne zit lotion" <--> "Alien zinc toot" <--> "Zinnia toe clot" <--> "Zen into coital" <--> "On a zinc toilet" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Parliament" <--> "Alien tramp" <--> "Rampant Lie" <--> "Latrine amp" <--> "Inapt realm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Cancer is boring" <--> "Acerbic snoring" <--> "Sonic gin bracer" <--> "Sing, bacon ricer!" <--> "Ion crabs cringe" Pariah and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Gloop I befurdle thee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 ... all the names will be puns in Tlingit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Bite me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 High arcing shot from twenty-seven feet ... off the glass GOOD!!! Fluff butt startles and wonders who woke him up with a paper wad. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 AOA, the Addled Old Admirals EOA, the Eructatious Odorous Aeronauts POA, the Pet Ownership Allure (two separate instances of this one) DOA, the Dead On Arrival IOA, the Idiots Of America MOO, Cows of the World, Unite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Element 317 does not exist, which is good, because if you were to ionize it 316 times, then to remove the last electron would require more energy than the rest mass-energy of that electron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 My MMORPG character's NPC soldier henchman just walked under a waterfall! Is he that stupid? Then again, he spent the whole day battling sexy amazons and sorceresses. He probably just needs a cold shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 piranhakeets. Remember those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 21, 2021 Report Share Posted May 21, 2021 In this instance, it was the food that ate the diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 I'm tired of being tired. Cygnia and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 6 hours ago, tkdguy said: I'm tired of being tired. Agreed. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 23, 2021 Report Share Posted May 23, 2021 Kitten suppositories. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 Dead crow in my back yard. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 Arguing with the cat about whether he's been fed already this evening. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 15, 2021 Report Share Posted June 15, 2021 I don't have to wear headphones this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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