Cancer Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 Squeeze that rubber brain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Here we go in domestic <urk urk urk urk> tranquility as the term approaches < URK URK URK URK > and the plan is that I'll be on campus for < URK URK URK URK > teaching this < *R*A*L*P*H* > (ewww). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Captain's Log, Stardate 4401.2: The Enterprise is caught in a time warp. It's been Bingo Night for a week. Spock has won so many times, Dr. McCoy is trying to rig the game. He's trying to enlist Engineer Scott's help, but Spock bribed Scotty first. Tough luck, Bones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 Supposedly it has been proven that the continuum hypothesis cannot be proven to be true, and it has also been proven that the continuum hypothesis cannot be proven to be false. Such fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 We need more *flash* *static* 150 tons of crushed *flash* *static* --ake it so, n-- *flash* *static* better deal on car ins-- *flash* *static* --teen yard penalty, repeat sec-- *dark* sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 ...so that's what a ground cherry tastes like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 A 12 hour phone conversation about nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 NO CHARGE FOR EXTRA GREASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 *Facebook whistleblower is revealed!* *FACEBOOK CRASHES* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 Ahh, you have triggered a second-level alert on my DFUA detector. Explain carefully what you have done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 For Halloween, naturally sourced skeletons could be considered friendlier to the environment than plastic ones. Cancer, Lawnmower Boy and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Garbonzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 As you get older, the maze your inner child faces becomes increasingly intricate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 ...one year anniversary of when it all when to hell coming up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2021 Report Share Posted October 14, 2021 Gratuitous booty shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2021 Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 Flamboyant drinking of captured rum is never gratuitous. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2021 Report Share Posted October 23, 2021 Been a long time since I had a unix box with the "yes" command, but yes "Bite me" | /dev/RestOfTheUniverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Not only do I have to grade exams this weekend, I have to figure out what and who I'm voting for in Tuesday's election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 I'm going to draw on Shakespeare when naming my next character. How does Benvolio sound to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 Maybe I ought to concoct a one-shot adventure which I'll call "Parkour Through the Sewer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2021 Report Share Posted November 2, 2021 🔣 🪄 BAMF 🌘 🗿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Next year I'll just put up Math Meth problems out on signs in the yard for Halloween decorations. "What's the 2-pi-i'th root of i?" "Find the eigenvalues and eigenvectors of the matrix | 2 3 | | 2 -3 | and associate each eigenvalue with its eigenvector." "Use Green's theorem in the plane to evaluate the path integral y^2 dx - xy dy where the path is the upper half of the unit disk." Then I can keep all the candy for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 I had no idea my artistic choices would trigger the Apocalypse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 Colder than a witch's elbow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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