Lord Liaden Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Walking home in the rain with my arms full of groceries, I'd have an extra one to hold my umbrella. I could hide from unwelcome visitors by pretending to be a grassy knoll. I wouldn't be expected to come up with witty banter at parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... I'd have one more arm than Zaphod Beeblebrox. Take that Mr Galactic President! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Long Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... LOL... I am going to send this to the Cryptic guys. This would make a funny contest for the MMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Samson Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ... I would be able to hold a sandwich, a beer, the remote control, and scratch myself all at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Holck Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond make english simple Grond break clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ...counting past 10 wouldn't require me to take off my shoes! ...having a lady on each arm would be even more impressive. ...Grond can haz four cheezburgerz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Because when Grond tell puny Hippy "GET OFF GROND'S LAWN PUNY HIPPY!", puny Hippy gets off the lawn. Then immediately runs to get a haircut. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ... it's fun to watch superheroes pee their pants. ... I'd give Chuck Norris a run for his money. ... I can play patty-cake with myself. ... I can give someone a round of applause, all by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clsage Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ...Grond can haz four cheezburgerz? -Carl- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond make up Grond's own memes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawksmoorSD Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond would have a serious talk to whomever made Grond look silly while being 20 ft tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ... I'd give Chuck Norris a run for his money. Now that's just crazy talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... If I was Grond, I would automatically be forewarned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Me Grond. Me handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torchwolf Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Bah! Grond not care for puny humans! Grond has date with She-Grond ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodstone Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... One of these days, I will finish my She-Grond sketch And some day after that, i shall draw a picture of my alternate Earth version of everyone's favorite four armed fiend... The Mighty Thunder Grond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Then I would finally have a use for all this VX Gas I got laying around the cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Holck Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond grab puny man puny man squirm and do nothing until Grond decides to let puny man go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GestaltBennie Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Because when Grond says "get off my lawn", you get off his lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond make it easy being green. Grond commute to work always a smash. Grond tops off tanks by taking tops of tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond can always find parking place. It under other guy's car. Other guy's car makes funny noise when Grond squishes. Grond throw metal ball in ocean. Grond has parking space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond can open *four* bottles of beer simultaneously -- with his bare hands! And they don't have to be twist-off's, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond can open *four* bottles of beer simultaneously -- with his bare hands! And they don't have to be twist-off's' date=' either.[/quote'] And that's a damn useful skill to have, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond has twice as much clap as next man. Wait! Grond didn't mean it that way! Grond want takeback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... If one IS Grond, then, One can not be Hit in the Mush BY Grond. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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