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I wish I was Grond because...

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Walking home in the rain with my arms full of groceries, I'd have an extra one to hold my umbrella.

 

I could hide from unwelcome visitors by pretending to be a grassy knoll.

 

I wouldn't be expected to come up with witty banter at parties.

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Re: I wish I was Grond because...

 

...counting past 10 wouldn't require me to take off my shoes!

 

...having a lady on each arm would be even more impressive.

 

...Grond can haz four cheezburgerz?

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Re: I wish I was Grond because...

 

Because when Grond tell puny Hippy "GET OFF GROND'S LAWN PUNY HIPPY!", puny Hippy gets off the lawn. Then immediately runs to get a haircut.

 

~Rex

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Re: I wish I was Grond because...

 

One of these days, I will finish my She-Grond sketch :(

 

And some day after that, i shall draw a picture of my alternate Earth version of everyone's favorite four armed fiend...

 

 

The Mighty Thunder Grond!

 

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Re: I wish I was Grond because...

 

Grond can open *four* bottles of beer simultaneously -- with his bare hands! And they don't have to be twist-off's' date=' either.[/quote']

 

And that's a damn useful skill to have, too :cheers:

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