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Re: I wish I was Grond because...

 

Walking home in the rain with my arms full of groceries' date=' I'd have an extra one to hold my umbrella.[/quote']

 

BTW, this thread was inspired by exactly that thought occuring to me as I walked home in the rain with arms full of groceries.

 

Probably a sign I've been playing Champions too long... :o

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Pushups much easier with four arms.

Juggling much easier with four hands.

Can get hired by NASA to put things in Low Earth Orbit.

Can talk on cell phone and eat while driving.

Can get hired by dissenting gamers to demonstrate to Steve Long that, yes, the M1 tank's defenses aren't quite that high...

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...I could reach any part of my back if it itched.

 

...I could play accordion and drums. At the same time! Grond one-man band!

 

...no one dunks on Grond. The court is my world and the world is my court.

 

...PIXAR would pay me mad money as a reference model for Tharks.

 

...I could make Goro wet himself then rip off his head. Fatality!

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Grond never need dating advice!

 

 

 

This whole thread reminds of one time I went to a convention and a dude was dressed up

as Solomon Grundy. He was a big lug, and had a good costume, and he spoke in 3rd person:

"Grundy hate Supaman" , "Solomon Grundy kill you all" .

 

later on after the costume contest, he got a little drunk, and his Grundy act drifted a little bit:

"Solomon Grundy like duct tape" , "Grundy says you look like Lois", etc.

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Grond can always find parking place. It under other guy's car. Other guy's car makes funny noise when Grond squishes. Grond throw metal ball in ocean. Grond has parking space!

 

Grond only one in city can leave dog in car without Grond crushing car and throwing in ocean.

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