torchwolf Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ...I could then walk up to ol' Seeker and go: "Silly pajamas man, dat is not chaku, DESE are chaku." *spins 4 with terrible racket* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Walking home in the rain with my arms full of groceries' date=' I'd have an extra one to hold my umbrella.[/quote'] BTW, this thread was inspired by exactly that thought occuring to me as I walked home in the rain with arms full of groceries. Probably a sign I've been playing Champions too long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Pushups much easier with four arms. Juggling much easier with four hands. Can get hired by NASA to put things in Low Earth Orbit. Can talk on cell phone and eat while driving. Can get hired by dissenting gamers to demonstrate to Steve Long that, yes, the M1 tank's defenses aren't quite that high... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... If I was Grond' date=' I would automatically be forewarned![/quote'] Or forearmed, which is half an octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Probably a sign I've been playing Champions too long... That would be a whole 'nother thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualplayer Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ...I could reach any part of my back if it itched. ...I could play accordion and drums. At the same time! Grond one-man band! ...no one dunks on Grond. The court is my world and the world is my court. ...PIXAR would pay me mad money as a reference model for Tharks. ...I could make Goro wet himself then rip off his head. Fatality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Holck Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond not kebitz Grond talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ... then all problem-solving comes down to using just two simple words - "GROND SMASH!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond like a buffet -- he have plenty of knuckle sandwiches to go around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Samson Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... ...then me would be patty-cake champion of whole schoolyard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond has best origin ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond never need dating advice! This whole thread reminds of one time I went to a convention and a dude was dressed up as Solomon Grundy. He was a big lug, and had a good costume, and he spoke in 3rd person: "Grundy hate Supaman" , "Solomon Grundy kill you all" . later on after the costume contest, he got a little drunk, and his Grundy act drifted a little bit: "Solomon Grundy like duct tape" , "Grundy says you look like Lois", etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Find out if natural Grond or dye job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond make four-in-hand cool again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond can always find parking place. It under other guy's car. Other guy's car makes funny noise when Grond squishes. Grond throw metal ball in ocean. Grond has parking space! Grond only one in city can leave dog in car without Grond crushing car and throwing in ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... Grond have twice as much clap as puny humans! Wait. That not what Grond mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: I wish I was Grond because... STEVE: Hey Grond, let's play Texas hold-em. GROND: Huurr, OK. STEVE: stop, stop! put it back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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