Create a Villain Theme Team!

[freakboy6117]

Mother Dearest

 

the one who keeps the others inline (well she stops them from running off and playing in traffic... mostly) Mother is a sturdy woman of the kind popular on seaside postcards she is dressed in her sunday best and carries a large hand bag. Mother has several powers.

 

the first is an impenetrable forcefield no matter how disgusting and vile the rest of the family gets no dirt slime or filth will mar her perfect outfit this includes bullets bombs and fists she still suffers knockback and some stunning damage but nothing can actually harm her.

 

her second ability is her hand bag which seems to open into a extra dimensional storage space mostly she just uses it to produce a variety of melee weapons usually rolling pins frying pans and umbrellas but occasionally banana skins custard pies or novelty dog poop etc which she uses both on enemies and to keep the rest of the family in line.

 

finally she has her big red and white polka dot hanky when another member of the family is injured or completely covered in filth she will spit on it and magically wipe away the dirt and damage. she is the least objectionable but also the most dangerous and focused member of the family she keeps the on track so they can actually complete their goals rather than splitting up and causing mischief on a much smaller scale.

[freakboy6117]

Lil Sally

 

The daughter of the family she is a teenager very well developed but dressed and acts like a little girl she speaks with a sing song high pitched baby talk with a slight lisp.

 

Dressed in a too short pleated plaid skirt with a front bib and a too tight white blouse knee socks and maryjanes.

 

Her hair is long blond and in pigtails with pink bows.

 

She carries a dolly walking around with a it dragging behind her.

 

When the aristocrats are performing she will throw the doll.

 

The doll will animate and attack who ever it hits with furious frenzied attacks .

 

compensating for its tiny size with rapid attacks climbing all over the target. the dolly bites and scratches it also has features like a lot of dolls she pees(acid) poops (explosives)

And drinks from a milk bottle and burps(a foul debilitating gas). While the doll is attacking. lil Sally capers and dances distracting attention from the others she is extremely nimble and hard to hit.

 

She rarely attacks unless the dolly is harmed or she is attacked when provoked she goes savage just like her dolly screaming and feral.

 

she fights dirty kicking shins pulling hair and scratching she hits a lot harder than a girl her size really should.

[BoloOfEarth]

Not being familiar with the Aristocrats joke, I apologize in advance if this doesn't fit the theme.

 

Sir Reginald (almost universally called Reggie, even by members of his family, to Reginald's eternal aggravation) is the eldest son of the clan.  He has such a stiff upper lip that his whole body is rigid.  Others have joked that he can't bend over because of the stick stuck so far up his rectum.

 

 

Rectum?  It darn near killed 'im!  Bwa, ha, ha!!!

 

 

His extreme rigidity can be extended to others.  With a single disapproving glare, he can cause a target to become stiff and unmoving (Mental Paralysis) until they either break free on their own or someone slaps the person across the face.  He also has the inexplicable ability to get people to instantly do non-dangerous things simply by making the appropriate pronouncement or commanding it as if it's his God-given right.  ("UNTIL agents!  You're fired!  Drop your weapons and run away home, you curs!"

[csyphrett]

Pa is a lackadisical type who would rather nap than do anything wrong. When Mother Dearest has a problem, he exerts his one true power. He summons an animal to get a job done.

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[steriaca]

Unkal Peat may be Mommy Dearest's brother. He is a professional juggler and fire eater. His only power is the ability to have a pocket dimension in his mouth (which makes storing ill gains easy, since he likes to do crime wearing only a domino mask).

[csyphrett]

Fido is Pa's constant companion. He is almost as lazy. Rarely does he do anything while watching the others go into their schticks. Occasionally he has to do something to earn his kibble. That's when he barks and knocks things down with the sound. Many a pursuit has been stopped by one of these barks creating a massive wave of destruction.

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[steriaca]

Grandpa Poopalota is the final member of the team. Formally the golden age supervilain The Golden Shower (a mutant with the ability to generate huge amounts of a yellow liquid much like water), his mutant powers have morphed as he aged and subcome to dimenta. Now he can generate a huge area of brown semi-solid substance resembling human waist (a more polite way of saying he creates a room full of crap on command). This substance is slippery, smelly, disgusting, and sticky. (And bought as Change Environment).

[steriaca]

Next team: is up to anyone else.

[BoloOfEarth]

Doing a riff on something mentioned in the Aristocrats:

 

The team Performance Art has six members based on some form of art (though it doesn't necessarily need to be something performed) - dance, singing, acting, painting, Garfunkel, sculpture, poetry, playing an instrument, etc.

[Major Tom 2009]

Flash Mob is Performance Arts' distraction specialist. A very attractive young woman who possesses the

power of Duplication, Flash Mob can create her own large crowd in order to distract not only bystanders

but any nearby police as well; her (admittedly) skimpy outfits aid her in this. Once she has the complete

and undivided attention of a crowd, her teammates move to carry out their plan.

 

 

Major Tom 2009

[The Arc]

Flash Mob is Performance Arts' distraction specialist. A very attractive young woman who possesses the

power of Duplication, Flash Mob can create her own large crowd in order to distract not only bystanders

but any nearby police as well; her (admittedly) skimpy outfits aid her in this. Once she has the complete

and undivided attention of a crowd, her teammates move to carry out their plan.

 

 

Major Tom 2009

 

Flash Mob is Performance Arts' distraction specialist. A very attractive young woman who possesses the

power of Duplication, Flash Mob can create her own large crowd in order to distract not only bystanders

but any nearby police as well; her (admittedly) skimpy outfits aid her in this. Once she has the complete

and undivided attention of a crowd, her teammates move to carry out their plan.

 

 

Major Tom 2009

 

What no image?

[Badger]

Marble is a stone golem statue that has somehow gained sentience/sapience and independence from his creator  (though probably still a bit dim witted compared to the average man).  He provides the muscle for the group. 

 

 

Note: Not sure if name is acceptable, but it is on sculptures and such of course. 

[csyphrett]

Will Pollack is a master of chalk drawing. He is so good, his drawings come to life on their own. He adopted the nom de guerre the Sketcher and began applying his talents to solving his problems like getting easy cash.

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[Major Tom 2009]

What no image?

 

Flash Mob:

 

 

 

 

There. Happy now?

 

(I was hoping for a group of at least five in this pic -- FM and 4 duplicates -- but the laptop started to

slow down after Duplicate No.#2, so I had to settle for the original and two dupes.)

 

 

Major Tom 2009

[freakboy6117]

Inspired by my trip to the ren faire .

 

Silk Dancer

 

Silvia Cotton was a brilliant materials science phd student at MIT her final project was a smart fabric able to change it's shape when electrically charged.

 

For fun and a way to unwind she had joined the schools circus arts program discovering a love of acrobatics over the years she had developed considerable skill at tight rope trapeze and aerial silk.

 

As a demonstration for her final Silvia created 2 huge pieces of smart fabric and a head band containing an off the shelf ecg that would allow her to control the fabrics shape with a thought. Silvia practiced in secret with her new material wanting to wow the people who would be assessing her work.

 

Maybe if she had been spending more time at the lab she wouldn't have been caught off guard when her professor framed her for academic fraud and stole her research she was kicked out of MIT and he got a very high paying job at a major defence firm. Silvia snapped.

 

Her life's work stolen her doctorate denied her and her family and friends abandoning her she felt she had only one choice revenge. Using her silk dancing prototype and dressed in a black leotard she broke into the companies Boston facility.

 

The smart material and her acrobatic skill made bypassing security easy she succseeded in entering the lab and planting a virus that would destroy all the research notes she destroyed the physical samples but as she was about to take evidence of her professors complicity in the frame job against her disaster struck a guard off his normal route to use the superior vending machine in the labs spotted her she quickly immobilized him with the smartsilk but not before he triggered his panic alarm.

 

Silvia was caught red handed the virus destroyed the evidence exonirating her and she found her self shipped off to super villain jail.

 

Even in the lower security wing for tech villains she had a tough time until she befriended one of the performance artists. When the prison was breached during an escape by one of the omega level villains in the lower facility. Silvia and her new friend took their chance and fled with no hope of returning to her old life Silvia has joined the performers and has discovered a love of the thrills of crime as well as the flamboyant life of a super villain.

 

Silvia uses most of her I'll gotten gains to improve her smart silk. Her latest version is stronger more flexible flame chemical and abrasion resistant. And offers protection from bullets. Knives and even some energy beams.

 

the smart silk is very flexible in its use it can be used like an extension of the users arms to whip, strike,trip or entangle enemies. Or it can twist around suitible anchors to allow it's user to swing so easily it looks like flight grab objects and manipulate switches etc.

 

Finally unfurled the silk can form

Barriers to protect or slow pursuit ensnare large numbers. act as a parachute/

Glider or airbag, And even form stairs ramps and bridges.

 

Silvia herself is no slouch beyond her acrobatic skill and her scientific and technical knowledge, she has been passionate about improving her skills acquiring knowledge of lockpicking security systems and stealth. She has also devoting her self to martial arts such as capoira jujitsu and tae kwon do to her arsenal.

 

She has also added a utility belt containing lock picks and other tools as well as some smaller gadgets (the most commonly used are a number of brightly coloured handkerchiefs that expand greatly in size and entrap any one covered with them.

 

Since joining the artists Silvia has learnt to disguise her silks either bound around her body under street clothes or her personal favorite shaped into evening wear she has become quite profficient at mimicing designer dresses and loves the effect when the team robs a gallery opening or museum fundraiser of her elegant dress exploding into thrashing and writhing tendrils of silk.

 

Her costume is still a black leotard but she has rebuilt it with smart fabrics that slightly boost her strength as well as acting like armour. She wears a silk dash around her waist which conceals her small utility belt.

 

Silvia loves being a super villain the thrill the danger the challenge are all things she was missing from her academic life though it would probably take very little to make her switch to the other side and become a hero she doesn't really care about the money just the fun well that and any opportunity to hurt the defence contractor or her former professor.

[Badger]

Michelangelo daVinci Picasso Rembrandt is Abstract.  Although that isn't necessarily his specialty (but he can do it).

 

His main power is the ability to send people into another dimension, his paintings. He is also a wee bit nuts believing he is the reincarnation of those 4 artists (nevermind that the first 2 had lives that coincided, that isn't his real name if you haven't guessed.)

 

The source of his power is thought to be his paintbrush supposedly made from a demon's bone.

[death tribble]

Laureate

 

Some say that poetry is a dieing art. But only one person is known to use poetry 'to die for'. He is called Laureate and he waxes lyrical about any and all sorts of things but his words can be barbs that injure. For the most part he prefers to lull his audience into a stupor so that they can either be robbed or evaded. He prefers not to kill but the performing arts can be a cut throat business so c'est la guerre but he usually lets Sketcher do the weapons. Laureate is always immaculately dressed and coiffeured and cannot (or will not perform) in mufti (this includes prison uniform).

 

New Team: The New York Really Vicious Bastards. The villainous Football team

part 1 Offense

Minimum 5 members, maximum 11

Rule 1. All must be men.

Rule 2. The quarterback is the LAST picked position in this group

Rule 3. The following roles MUST be filled Center, Wide Receiver, Full back/Running Back and Left/Right Guard.

Rule 4. The extra roles are Half Back/Running back, Right/Left Guard, Left Tackle, Right Tackle, Tight End, Slot back and Flanker/Slot receiver

Rule 5. The members are loyal to each other despite the fact that they might like each other, their boss or the quarterback.

Rule 6. The group follow American football rules so no guns or knives but they can and will use brute force to take down an opponent like a policeman.

Rule 7. If you pick 1 role then you cannot pick the next.

[death tribble]

Midway

 

A complaint about the team is that anyone going after the quarterback cannot get passed the Center who is known as Midway unless three or more ordinary people are grappling him or a brick has hold of him. Midway is a skilled grappler and can knock people aside or down. He very rarely follows this up with another hit unless opponents are throwing around killing attacks in which case they get no mercy. And woe betide a low flying flyer who Midway will pluck out of the air. He also has an uncanny knack of being in the way of anyone trying to attack the quarterback if he is not engaged but is impervious to be propelled back straight at the quarterback or even picked up by telekinesis and thrown at the quarterback. why is anyone's guess.

[BoloOfEarth]

Dispersal is the team's wide receiver.  In addition to being a moderate-level speedster, he also has the ability to turn himself into a cloud (allowing him to get past nearly anybody trying to block him from getting where he wants to go).  He can't stay a cloud for long, however -- a few seconds at most, and then he returns to his fully solid form. 

[CaptnStrawberry]

Stiff-Arm, NYRVB's Full-back, does in fact have a prosthetic arm, but this is no ordinary appendage.  Found in the medlab of an abandoned alien starship, the Arm can absorb and project back kinetic energy - the faster someone is going, the more damage is inflicted.  The Arm maintains a psychic link with its owner - it can detach, walk on extended fingers, and trip or throttle anyone who gets in Stiff-Arm's way!

[csyphrett]

Steel Shield is the right guard. His power to create walls of metal serves to protect the QB while the rest do the rest of the robbery.

Occasionally he acts as a ram to blast through the enemy's defenses.

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[Badger]

Little Mercury plays in the slot.   He is a real burner, well faster than Dispersal.   Only 4"6, he loves going underneath the  larger opponents before blowing by them.   He also prefers to wait till Dispersal and/or Stiff-Arm are getting the attention before becoming the key man to the attack.   ANd the friction of his speed often leaves walls of fire in his wake.

[steriaca]

Iron Shoulder is the Flanker of the team. He wears a suit of powered armor which turns him into a 'brick', with speed and low powered flight/rocket assistant jumping abilitys. He also has a force cannon in his right shoulder housing, but rairly uses it.

[CaptnStrawberry]

PS - I think they need at least one cheerleader!

[death tribble]

PS - I think they need at least one cheerleader!

1st: Offense

2nd: Defence

3rd: Special Teams

4th. Officials, management and others.

So it won't be until part 4 that we get a cheerleader or a team of cheerleaders.