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[steriaca]

3 minutes ago, death tribble said:

Elephantiasis

 

This looks like a humanoid African elephant. It has tusks, big ears  and a trunk. The law enforcement authorities can't tell if it is male or female. And use of personal pronouns has caused it to attack. Apart from goring people with the tusks, it can strangle people with the trunk. The team mates can understand what it is saying from what passes for elephant trumpeting etc but no-one else can. It is strong and can knock people out with its 'hands'.  It also has some sort of blast cannon built for its frame that is solar powered.

Machriah knows that Elephantiasis is a member of a clone race. This gender has no bearing on it. She also knows Elephantiasis preceves gender names as an insult (all members of it's race acts the same way about gender names). She helps maintain Elephantiasis' cannons. 

[death tribble]

I just thought I would use the disease name as a gag and I could not help myself.

[steriaca]

No problem DT. Just giving rubber logic for those who need it.

 

Now all we need is an A.

[Quackhell]

AUX

 

It is a bioorg unit that comes standard on most vessels and provides assistance with repairs, operations, defense etc. It tries to be as helpful as possible to it's captain and crew. It is designed with incredible strength, engineered to survive in virtually all hazardous conditions, and is equipped with various built in high tech weapons. Tactica treats it like a slave and takes out her anger on it with verbal and physical abuse. Machriah treats it as a subservient and a tool but with a bit more respect as it is part of her ship. Elephantiasis treats it more as an equal and they are often paired up on tasks together. It secretly rather likes the world they are stuck on and finds it oddly fascinating. It in particular loves the food called cotton candy.

 

New Team: Lethal Labors

 

Brought together by the mastermind the Myth Master to vex his nemesis, a manifestation of the hero Hercules in the modern world. Myth Master was hoping for 12, but found 6 villains whose powers and motifs mirrored the mythical labors closely enough.

[Sundog]

Cerberbull is exactly what his name implies - a three headed Minotaur. Myth Master wasn't entirely happy with it - he doesn't especially like mixing his myths, and it was Theseus who fought the Minotaur of Crete. But, it counts as both the Cretan Bull and Cerberus, and Myth Master was running out of options.

Cerberbull's teammates aren't over happy either. The beast is stupid, brutish and likes to eat people. But it's undeniably powerful, and very little tends to remain after one of the creature's "triple charges".

[Opal]

Lyta the Hippo

 

Lyta comes from an alternate Earth on which primates were the only genus of placental mammals that failed to attain sentience and become part of an advanced pan-species utopia.

At some point she found a magic belt that brought her here, and sometimes provides some random but useful power. Aside come that she's large, strong, perky, intelligent, and friendly.

Unless you're a nasty primate, then she'll prep you in an unappreciatedly elegant way and feed you to Cerberbull - who she finds just dreamy.  

Maybe her mind was warped by shifting dimensions or Myth Master did something to her, whatever the reason, she has a complete mental block that causes her to percieve her teammates as normal, lovely, anthropomorphs like those of her homeworld - and all other humans as horrid primate vermin.  Actual anthropomorphic animals might be able to get through to her, though.

[death tribble]

Oh Lion !

 

Someone crossed a lion with a hydra and then mocked an old cartoon series about anthropomorphic cats by calling him Oh Lion !

Myth Master has ended up with him and it is under the control of the others in the group.

However its creator and the Fae want it back and will thwart Myth Master

[steriaca]

Dirty Bird is actually a large carion bird with steel feathers and dirty talons. It can emit a fowl substance from it's behind, and is an expert on dropping it from his body while in flight. Myth Master has grumbled at too many multiple in his army, as the intelligence bird represents the Stymphalian Birds, and a cause for the dirting of the Augean stables.

[csyphrett]

The wooden menace of the Hesperite can control plants to do whatever he wants, while also using his powers to split into a trio of plant men

CES 

[death tribble]

Myth Master has also managed to annoy Dr Clement Blatchford by stealing one of the creations that came from the Omnitron. Clement was going to make some sort of super pig but someone messed with the controls that had also created Top Notch so what came out as a horse-pig cross. Clement punished the person who messed with the controls and would have destroyed the thing but Myth Master stole it. That put him on Clement's hitlist. Myth Master christened the creature Diomanthian. It has a pig/horse head with the stature of a boar and a shire horse.

Diomanthian can serve as a mount for the others but it can charge people and use powerful hooves attacks and using tusks and a powerful bite. It does not speak but understands the others.

 

New Team: The Seven Dwarves

They do not have to be based on Snow White, share any name with any known or fictional dwarf.

They must all be under the normal height for a human leading someone to call them a dwarf. Any nationality, ethnicity or sex.

Minimum 5. When we get to 5, we decide on going to 7

[DoctorImpossible]

Hungry 

Hungry has legally changed her name to the single word, in a genuine tribute to the single word adjective monikers of Disney's seven dwarves.  

 

From her father, a wealthy crimelord, she has inherited a great deal of wealth, and also dwarfism. From her mother, she inherited a genius level of intelligence, a talent for engineering, and an unceasing hedonistic gluttony.

 

She has given up on walking anymore, as she prefers being "carried around like a Queen from times of yore", aboard a seat within the two metre tall war-robot that she pilots. 

[steriaca]

Sin

 

The subject of genetic experiments, Sin is a male dwalf of superhuman strength and durability. He gets his name from the Babylonian god, or so he says.

[death tribble]

Dr Pygmy

 

This African American scientist is obsessed with shrinking people and things. His loyalty is to his colleagues but he is openly nasty to those who abuse them and has a deep seated hatred of the elites in America and those in Africa who consider themselves better than him because he is a descendent of slaves. He usually has a bit of a beard as he does not shave when working on a new scheme. He gets on well with the Mad Intellectual Think Tank as they are his peers. Surprisingly he also gets on with Dr Clement Blatchford and Dr Reginald Penguin who are not exactly renowned for their people skills.

His shrink gun (Patent and Trademark pending) usually keep people from bothering him too aggressively.

[Werehawk]

Small Fry

 

  This nasty being is a three and a half foot anthropomorphic blob of sulfuric and nitric acid and is a member of the Time Bandits whose boss allows him to join the other Seven Dwarves in order to let him blow off a little steam. 

[death tribble]

Ulrich Von Nordstein

 

From Germany comes this Stronghammer fanboy. He has a 'magic' armour that makes bullets bounce off him, a shield, magic helmet and a magic hammer that returns to his hand when thrown. Where Ulrich got his toys is not known but he does like hitting things. That includes people. He is a bit of a linguist able to understand and speak several languages.

 

That makes 5. Do we go to 7 ?

[Opal]

Degenerate Dwarf

 

Looks like and all-white Tolkien-esque high-fantasy dwarf. Uses a impenetrable field of degenerate electron gas as both defense and attack.

[steriaca]

Red

 

Red is not exactly a dwarf.  He is a rather small, rather stocky space alien with red skin, red spacesuit, red eyes, red laser gun...

 

He is on Earth to have fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. And to chase the girls around. 

 

Spoiler

Red Dwarf, if you really must know.

Spoiler

 

 

Next team: IMP expression. 

This group of 3 to five clown theam assassins want to join IMP (from Tiger Paw Press). After a small time of probation, Mr. Smiley,Jack-O-Lantern, Death Jester, Mad Hatter, Marionette, Ms. Synister,Popgun (yes, THAT Popgun), and The Fool will judge each candidate and ultimately decide if the member will join or die.  Each member is an example of dark comedy, where death is the punchline. The person who makes cannadate 3 decides if we go to five or not.

[Opal]

Mime (Over Matter)

 

Doesn't  actaully need to dress like a mime or go through the classic bit of walking into them and feeling out their dimensions in order to create invisible walls of force, but finds it amusing to do so, most of the time.

 

I know: mimes aren't clowns.

[steriaca]

Splatstick

 

The man who calls himself Splatstick is a man who dearly loves horror movies. He especially loves horror movies which inject comedically murders. The more absurd  the better. So he taught himself how to create traps like banana peels on the roof tops, whoopie cushion bombs which activates when he sits among others.

 

His costume of choice is overalls with pockets full of tech to create traps, a dirty apron, and a hockey goalie mask painted yellow with a black frown on it. Mr. Smiley really doesn't like the fact he is kinda copying his mask.

[Sundog]

Movietone

 

Movietone loves the silver screen. Speak of a movie, chances are he's seen it, even if it's obscure - he's claimed to have viewed The Day the Clown Cried. ("Yes, it really is that bad" he says.) His knowledge of film and film history is encyclopaedic, and he's written several review books under other pseudonyms.

Pity he's a complete sociopath.

His powers would indicate he's some kind of low-level reality warper. He changes his appearance and gear by spinning around - including the weapons he wields. He only uses this to replicate various movie scenes. He suddenly becomes Jimmy Cagney with his classic line "Made it, ma, top of the world!" before emptying a revolver into his victim, or Crocodile Dundee saying "Nah, that ain't a knife. This is a knife." Whereupon he stabs the person with said knife.

 

Think there's enough material here for five.

[death tribble]

Pitre Blanc

 

this member of the clown community comes from France. They are androgynous so it is hard to tell if is a man or a woman. They are tall and slender with a white face and a superior attitude. They tend to be the boss figure to other clowns but they never speak. They tend to use deadly forms of clown paraphernalia such as custard pies with cyanide, a flower that squirts a delayed acting poison, an old fashioned car horn with a sonic blast and a musical instrument with a gun. They can also use something like the instrument as a club. 

[steriaca]

That's three. Should we add two more, or are we finished?

[death tribble]

It is 4 and Sundog said to continue

[steriaca]

Toy Boy

 

Thomas Boyton the 3rd was the next in line of the Boyton "Toy Boy" toys and games empire. When another member of the Boyton family hired IMP to kill Thomas, Mr. Smiley and Popgun went a calling. Mr. Smiley shot Thomas with his laughing poison covered rail gun fletcher while Popgun shot him in the face with the acid bullet. Thomas survived and twisted his toy factory to make toy like weapons.

 

Now Thomas no longer exists.  Only Toy Boy remains.  With his powerful hi-bounce ball, suction darts which shock or explode on his command, his helicopter helmet, razor bladed tops, and other deadly fun and game items, he hides his ever smiling acid burned face and neck with a plastic mask with a pull string voice box. Toy Boy plans on killing Mr. Smiley and Popgun someday. But until then, he is going to have some fun and games.

 

Ok. That's 5. Who wants the next group?

[death tribble]

I'll go with one that I have mentioned before

 

The Wild Feral Battalion

This is a villain group of anthropomorhic villains that have menaced usually the USA since the 1960s. Infamous as one of the groups that Ren the Space Weasel as a member of, they usually fight teen heroes like Teen America, Teen Brigade and Righteous Teens. Your mission should you chose to accept it is to identify one of the members who can either be a current member or someone who was a member in its past. Remember the times reflect the villain so 60s won't be psychotic killers but 90s might be. 70s might be disillusioned etc.

Can be men of women but must be a wild animal in motif. Does not have to be an animal native to the United States.

You can say if they are now imprisoned, retired or killed in action.

Once we get to 5 let's see how we are going.