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Adventure Seed: The Night Warden’s Sights
It starts with thwarting an assassination attempt. In the aftermath, the heroes find themselves on the hunted by the deraigned Night Warden and his personal army of trustees.  
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"Good? Good? Ms. La Belle, elves aren't 'good'... they are better. These people can run twice as fast as you can without making a sound. They can see to the farthest horizon on a starless night and they can hear the heart beat of a mouse. They don't sweat. If they fart, you'll never hear about it. They can go into a human town and **** everybody's wives, sons, and daughters for fifteen hours straight, they are going to live forever... and can you imagine what would happen if the brand-new emperor had stood before his people and said, 'Hey, these are the people who are going to be in charge of you.' Do you think the people who had just thrown off one tyrant would have just rolled over and accepted that?

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5 minutes ago, Ragitsu said:

"Good? Good? Ms. La Belle, elves aren't 'good'... they are better. These people can run twice as fast as you can without making a sound. They can see to the farthest horizon on a starless night and they can hear the heart beat of a mouse. They don't sweat. If they fart, you'll never hear about it. They can go into a human town and **** everybody's wives, sons, and daughters for fifteen hours straight, they are going to live forever... and can you imagine what would happen if the brand-new emperor had stood before his people and said, 'Hey, these are the people who are going to be in charge of you.' Do you think the people who had just thrown off one tyrant would have just rolled over and accepted that?

 

Just the other day I remembered all the elf ruins in the LOTRO game. I thought about how elves are always portrayed as noble and beautiful, and I realized  that elves poop too!

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On 4/11/2021 at 5:26 PM, tkdguy said:

 

Just the other day I remembered all the elf ruins in the LOTRO game. I thought about how elves are always portrayed as noble and beautiful, and I realized  that elves poop too!

Tell me: when was the last time Elrond quietly extolled the humble beauty of elven toilet seats? For that matter, when has a dwarf ever spoken about the lifetime guarantee of their plumbing?

 

Anyhow...in my games, unless I'm describing a particular set piece or arranging a bit of (action-based) drama, no one ever really hears about, uh..."waste disposal". Elves aren't - in that specific regard - special.

 

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59 minutes ago, Ragitsu said:

Tell me: when was the last time Elrond quietly extolled the humble beauty of elven toilet seats? For that matter, when has a dwarf ever spoken about the lifetime guarantee of their plumbing?

 

Anyhow...in my games, unless I'm describing a particular set piece or arranging a bit of (action-based) drama, no one ever really hears about, uh..."waste disposal". Elves aren't - in that specific regard - special.

 

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Not sure why anyone would want to read about Elrond, Thorin, or anyone else talking about their bathroom habits. It's probably not done any more in Middle-earth than it is in the real world. Some things are better off assumed to be done off-screen.

 

Maedhros hung on the side of a precipice for decades, and Hurin was confined to a chair for a similar length or time. Did they eat, sleep, or excrete at all during that time? If so, do we want to hear the details?

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1 hour ago, tkdguy said:

 

Not sure why anyone would want to read about Elrond, Thorin, or anyone else talking about their bathroom habits. It's probably not done any more in Middle-earth than it is in the real world. Some things are better off assumed to be done off-screen.

 

Maedhros hung on the side of a precipice for decades, and Hurin was confined to a chair for a similar length or time. Did they eat, sleep, or excrete at all during that time? If so, do we want to hear the details?

 

Are you asking me or are you asking the internet?

 

If you are asking me, you know the answer.

If you are asking the internet, you likely know the answer :yes:.

 

That said, it's not a stretch to believe that a near-perfect race such as Middle-earth's elves have a perfect (i.e., one-hundred percent efficient) metabolism.

 

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Steel Aces 19:
Before the meet and greet can get to out of control, Guardian has a few words for the crowd. Also, Crossfire comes to his own realization.
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