Cygnia Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 Woman Gets 7th DUI In 7th State After Trying To Fill Her Car With Kerosene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman Mk. IV Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Watchman Mk. IV said: "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem." Watchman Mk. IV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Cop Named Dick Holder Busted For Moonlighting As A Prostitute pinecone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman Mk. IV Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 What gave it away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Watchman Mk. IV said: What gave it away? I'm pretty sure to get busted he had to charge for it, giving it away isn't a crime. Ternaugh, Grailknight and Old Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 Terrorist bomber blows himself up with explosive so dangerous it's called the "Mother of Satan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDU Neil Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, Old Man said: Terrorist bomber blows himself up with explosive so dangerous it's called the "Mother of Satan" Wait... seriously... "The scene was so volatile that authorities barred the rest of the apartment building’s residents from re-entering their homes, and burned the entire building to the ground in a 1,600-degree controlled blaze overseen by 100 firefighters. Residents left their valuables inside." ???? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 That detail did stick out a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 17 hours ago, Old Man said: Terrorist bomber blows himself up with explosive so dangerous it's called the "Mother of Satan" The substance they list is... acetone. That's right, nail polish remover. You can buy the 99.5+% stuff from Amazon. It can be a precursor to some rather nasty stuff, which I suspect is the real reason why they evacuated and burned the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 It's not explosive on its own though but you can do bad things with the pure stuff. In addition to nail polish, it'll dissolve most plastics and polyesters. Had an incident in freshman chem lab where a young lady spilled it all over herself and melted her clothes and underwear in about 30 seconds. Our TA nobly sacrificed his lab coat so she could go to her dorm and change. Luckily it doesn't do skin that quickly and she was unhurt but except for the real life trauma of being naked in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman Mk. IV Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 9 hours ago, Grailknight said: It's not explosive on its own though but you can do bad things with the pure stuff. In addition to nail polish, it'll dissolve most plastics and polyesters. Had an incident in freshman chem lab where a young lady spilled it all over herself and melted her clothes and underwear in about 30 seconds. Our TA nobly sacrificed his lab coat so she could go to her dorm and change. Luckily it doesn't do skin that quickly and she was unhurt but except for the real life trauma of being naked in class. That's a pretty impressive job of klutzing it up. Lucky for her it wasn't something more corrosive than acetone. I'm going to guess she didn't wind up with a degree in chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Huh, so clothing remover spray is a real thing. Note to self, make sure underwear is cotton. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 People don't really wear all polyesther clothes nowadays, this was in 1980. Cotton and wool blend will still fall apart from it but usually in the wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 I hated polyester anyway. Most of my clothes is cotton (wool is itchy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Badger said: I hated polyester anyway. Most of my clothes is cotton (wool is itchy) It comes in different forms now, like polar fleece, and is the primary material in plastic soda bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 just as long as I don't have to wear soda bottles, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Once they're recycled, you probably are in some fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 To find out, simply dump acetone all over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 La Crosse man, down to a speedo, gratifying himself in ceiling at Bridgeview Plaza, was looking for "Narnia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 FLORIDA! *shakes fist* Florida Man Asks Clerk If He’d Get Arrested For Stealing Beer; Steals Beer & Gets Arrested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchman Mk. IV Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 He didn't go for some Heineken or Guinness...no, it's gotta be Bud Light... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 "See? It's all in my dash cam!" Note: I originally read the story in my local paper, so there's another source besides the Daily Mail for this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 Heard on the radio- Woman goes to the local fire station at two am to ask the fire fighters to help her raccoon. It had gotten a second hand weed buzz at her place. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2018 Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 On April 16, 2018 at 9:44 AM, Old Man said: To find out, simply dump acetone all over yourself. Memo: Don't light a cigarette during this experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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