Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2018 41 minutes ago, Cancer said: Memo: Don't light a cigarette during this experiment. Or do. -Darwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 20, 2018 Report Share Posted April 20, 2018 On 4/16/2018 at 9:03 AM, Cygnia said: Darwin doesn't get rid of enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 Fajita heist: Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Florida Man Busted For Battering Boyfriend With “Big Mouth Billy Bass” Singing Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Looks like the swans might have gotten in a couple decent shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 I wouldn't f_k with a swan. Swans are dicks. Not as bad as geese, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Poor dude, he was just trying to become a master of White Crane. It was a big white bird...... But really he got off lucky, swans have killed with a misfortunate wing strike..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 "Misfortunate" implies bad luck. Swans know EXACTLY what they're doing... https://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Cygnia said: "Misfortunate" implies bad luck. Swans know EXACTLY what they're doing... https://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond Yeah, which is why they're bad luck for the guy who messes with one. Lucius Alexander And a fortunate palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2018 Report Share Posted April 28, 2018 Swans are the property of the crown. You don't mess with them over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Always nice to be reminded why monarchies are ridiculous. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Ehh, if you share a house with a cat, you get used to the monarchy system of government. RDU Neil, BoloOfEarth, Scott Ruggels and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 18 hours ago, death tribble said: Swans are the property of the crown. You don't mess with them over here. I now have this image of WWII era Queen Elizabeth working on an army jeep while a swan passes her a wrench... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 12 hours ago, Cygnia said: I now have this image of WWII era Queen Elizabeth working on an army jeep while a swan passes her a wrench... Nah, I want to see paratrooper swans flying in attacking Nazis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 3:16 AM, Badger said: Looks like the swans might have gotten in a couple decent shots Oh, and is it wrong, to have pulled for a Swan win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Are you allowed to fight back if a swan or a goose attacks you? Seems like the basic right to self-defense should still apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Yes, but what if you started the fight with the swan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Someone killed a swan in San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts back in 2010. I don't remember if the perp was ever caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 This story is just amazing. Brought to you by Florida, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 On 4/28/2018 at 9:39 AM, Cygnia said: "Misfortunate" implies bad luck. Swans know EXACTLY what they're doing... https://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond Mute Swan? Or was he an Ambush Swan!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 On 4/30/2018 at 3:33 AM, tkdguy said: Someone killed a swan in San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts back in 2010. I don't remember if the perp was ever caught. Yeah, a few years ago in my area. Some ducks and ducklings were crossing a road. Everyone evidently stopped out of courtesy, Except on jackass, who decided to speed up plow through them, if I remember the death toll was 3 ducks and 12 ducklings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 48 minutes ago, Badger said: Yeah, a few years ago in my area. Some ducks and ducklings were crossing a road. Everyone evidently stopped out of courtesy, Except on jackass, who decided to speed up plow through them, if I remember the death toll was 3 ducks and 12 ducklings. There's always gotta be one of those jerks! I'm not fond of birds, but I wouldn't think of hurting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 I have to admit I've become fond of Orioles, because they nest out at work outside the windows, and it can be a bit cathartic watching the younglings grow (though at the end of summer I am not fond of having to help clean out the poop around the building.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted May 13, 2018 Report Share Posted May 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Badger said: Yeah, a few years ago in my area. Some ducks and ducklings were crossing a road. Everyone evidently stopped out of courtesy, Except on jackass, who decided to speed up plow through them, if I remember the death toll was 3 ducks and 12 ducklings. Someone hit a goose in front of one of our guys. He put his car in front of the other car and threatened to do the same to the guy. The guy's dad showed up and our guy was like your kid deliberately hit a goose and I am ready to kick his butt, and yours too. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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