Cygnia Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Florida woman named Crystal Methvin arrested again on drug charges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 That all you got, Florida? Clearwater man caught masturbating tells officers he's Captain Kirk http://www.wfla.com/1206170403 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 As if Kirk needed self-service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 Florida Man Busted Yet Again, Adds To Series Of Evolving Face Tattoo Mug Shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 That guy has ten mug shots? I wonder if he's trying to make a gallery of his tattoo art but is too cheap to buy (steal?) his own camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 Can't make this stuff up. Naked man swings wooden stick at officers after burning himself while dancing around fire CAPE CORAL, Fla. -- Police arrested a nude 27-year-old Cape Coral man Friday morning after they say he burned himself while dancing around a fire, and then threatened officers. ... That's where police say Hennessey was found in a front yard, completely naked while dancing around a fire and chanting while holding a knife. At one point he was actually standing in the fire. "He was burning everything and I didn't realize he was naked until the cops got here," Heather Hennessey said. Officers say Hennessey then dropped the knife but picked up a large wooden stick and began swinging it at the officers. Hennessey was tased and placed in handcuffs while continuing to chant in an unknown language. ... His mother and sister told 4 In Your Corner Hennessey's behavior has been erratic since his return from rehab. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/naked-man-swings-wooden-stick-at-officers-after-burning-himself-while-dancing-around-fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 The juxtaposition of the above with today's entries in the Answers & Questions thread is somehow unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 Nashville Man Allegedly Sprinkles His Cocaine On Officer’s Head To “Hide Evidence" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 16 hours ago, Cygnia said: Nashville Man Allegedly Sprinkles His Cocaine On Officer’s Head To “Hide Evidence" I didn't know there was a town in FL called by Nashville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Burglar calls 911 after breaking into escape room, getting trapped, police say Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Sara Russell Of Texas Arrested For Mailing Meth To Killer In Prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 This is a prime of example of why you shouldn't buy drugs from your stylist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Cygnia said: Sara Russell Of Texas Arrested For Mailing Meth To Killer In Prison AUnt Festus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Florida Man strikes again! Man Dumped Bucket Of Waste Inside 7-Eleven AUGUST 2--In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police. Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar. ... Simms, a convicted felon, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for burglary; weapons possession; grand theft; animal cruelty; disorderly intoxication; loitering; drunk driving; and carrying a concealed weapon. (2 pages) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 If you're gonna do that, do it at a TV station office! Jeez, get your target right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 12 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Florida Man strikes again! Man Dumped Bucket Of Waste Inside 7-Eleven AUGUST 2--In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police. Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar. ... Simms, a convicted felon, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for burglary; weapons possession; grand theft; animal cruelty; disorderly intoxication; loitering; drunk driving; and carrying a concealed weapon. (2 pages) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532 I don't want to even touch a port a potty toilet, much less that. (heck, before I'd pee in a port a potty, I first check to see if there are any suitably large section of woods nearby) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 On 8/6/2018 at 9:44 AM, Cancer said: If you're gonna do that, do it at a TV station office! Jeez, get your target right! I was thinking Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 For me at least, that's further than I want to drive with a bucket of excrement in my car. You have even greater issues with your suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 I have no problem driving long distances with a bucket of excrement in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 7 hours ago, Old Man said: I was thinking Congress. They might actually enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 15 hours ago, Badger said: They might actually enjoy it. Would they even notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 http://crimefeed.com/2018/08/florida-cows-herd-fleeing-carjack-suspect-to-police-udderly-amazing-video/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Drunk Man Broke Into Zoo, Was Beaten Up By The Squirrel Monkeys He Tried To Steal pinecone, tkdguy, Lucius and 2 others 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 "... and I don't speak squirrel." BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 Meanwhile, in Florida... Naked Man Starts House Fire While Trying To Bake Cookies With George Foreman Grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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