Old Man Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 ...Was it a woman’s name? I hear some good one from my public schoolteacher friends. Best examples: Kingdom and Majesty (siblings from highly religious family) Ova Easy (Samoan first name) X1 (Indonesian. That was his entire name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Christopher said: Could that have been a reference to the Witch "Latrine" from Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Wasn't Latrine also one of the French Resistance fighters in the Top Secret! movie starring Val Kilmer? (quick Google check) Yes, he was! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088286/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Drunk Florida Woman Steals Live Crustacean From Red Lobster Water Tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Drunk Florida Woman Steals Live Crustacean From Red Lobster Water Tank “did not care because she did not do anything wrong.” Criminals are shellfish individuals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 That kind of pun is likely to make the rest of us rather crabby (about which I am in a position of greater than normal authority). Hermit and Cygnia 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Cygnia said: Drunk Florida Woman Steals Live Crustacean From Red Lobster Water Tank And just like that, I am thinking of Aquaman: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 This headline may be the most Floridian of all... Nude Bongo-Playing Man & Beer-Swilling Thief Caught On Camera At Florida Restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 30 minutes ago, Cygnia said: This headline may be the most Floridian of all... Nude Bongo-Playing Man & Beer-Swilling Thief Caught On Camera At Florida Restaurant I keep getting "We're sorry. This site is not available in your region " for those links. I guess I have to get anonymisation to get around them being passive agressive about having to follow basic european law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 ... you are not missing anything by having it be unavailable in your area. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Alleged package thief caught on tape stealing box she didn't realize was filled with 500 worms Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 I heard some missionary got killed because he decided to go to North Sentinel Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 I heard some missionary got himself killed because he repeatedly exposed the population of North Sentinel Island to modern diseases to which they have no genetic immunity, when he knew they were hostile to outsiders and that visiting them was against the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Old Man said: I heard some missionary got himself killed because he repeatedly exposed the population of North Sentinel Island to modern diseases to which they have no genetic immunity, when he knew they were hostile to outsiders and that visiting them was against the law. Exactly, he was an idiot, what's your point. Anybody who knows anything about North Sentinel Island knows if you don't bring Seal Team Six* with you that You are going to die!!! *kidding around, but the natives don't take Trespassers kindly. We've known this since the British visited in the 1800s, they want to be left alone, and it doesn't end well for anybody who doesn't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 Point is that the headlines here often read "American slaughtered by savages" rather than "Idiot earns Darwin Award nomination". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Old Man said: Point is that the headlines here often read "American slaughtered by savages" rather than "Idiot earns Darwin Award nomination". How about "Illegal Immigrant Dies During Encounter with Sentinal Border Patrol?" Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders why the Sentinal Islands are called that... Pariah and pinecone 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, Old Man said: Point is that the headlines here often read "American slaughtered by savages" rather than "Idiot earns Darwin Award nomination". Ahh, I thought you meant something on the way I said it when we are on the same page. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, Lucius said: How about "Illegal Immigrant Dies During Encounter with Sentinal Border Patrol?" Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders why the Sentinal Islands are called that... Probably some European named it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Badger said: I heard some missionary got killed because he decided to go to North Sentinel Island. Ah, the one that is on any "most dangerous islands" lists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 I would assume so. It's essentially like friggin Skull Island, without the giant gorilla and dinosaurs (probably because they killed the gorilla and dinosaurs. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Pasco man hits dad with pizza after finding out his father helped deliver him at birth, deputies say https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-county/pasco-man-hits-dad-with-pizza-after-finding-out-his-father-helped-deliver-him-at-birth-deputies-say/1686996559 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Border Patrol Agents Found 4 Kittens Hidden in a ‘Bulge’ in a Man’s Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Cygnia said: Border Patrol Agents Found 4 Kittens Hidden in a ‘Bulge’ in a Man’s Pants That raises so many questions. Like: Why are life kittens even illegal in the first place? A cat plague? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Christopher said: That raises so many questions. Like: Why are life kittens even illegal in the first place? A cat plague? To quote the article: According to the ICA’s Facebook post, while kittens themselves are definitely not illegal in the country, any animals with unknown health status are not allowed, since they could possibly introduce a myriad of diseases, including rabies, to Singapore. So it's not that the man was bringing kittens into the country, but that he was doing so without verification that they didn't have any diseases. Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida man claimed ignorance when jail officials found syringes in his rectum during an early morning strip search. Wesley Scott, 40, was arrested Friday in Pinellas County on an outstanding warrant charging him with drug possession, reports The Smoking Gun. When Scott was searched at the jail, officers found three syringes inside his rectum. However, Scott claimed he had found the syringes and they were not his, although he did not explain how they wound up in his buttocks. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-denies-syringes-found-in-rectum-are-his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 10, 2019 Report Share Posted January 10, 2019 Cops claim that mice ate half a ton of missing marijuana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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