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Can't make this stuff up.

 

Naked man swings wooden stick at officers after burning himself while dancing around fire

 

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CAPE CORAL, Fla. -- Police arrested a nude 27-year-old Cape Coral man Friday morning after they say he burned himself while dancing around a fire, and then threatened officers.

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That's where police say Hennessey was found in a front yard, completely naked while dancing around a fire and chanting while holding a knife.  At one point he was actually standing in the fire.

"He was burning everything and I didn't realize he was naked until the cops got here," Heather Hennessey said.

Officers say Hennessey then dropped the knife but picked up a large wooden stick and began swinging it at the officers.

Hennessey was tased and placed in handcuffs while continuing to chant in an unknown language.

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His mother and sister told 4 In Your Corner Hennessey's behavior has been erratic since his return from rehab.

 

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/naked-man-swings-wooden-stick-at-officers-after-burning-himself-while-dancing-around-fire
 

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Florida Man strikes again!

 

Man Dumped Bucket Of Waste Inside 7-Eleven

 

AUGUST 2--In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police.

 

Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar.

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Simms, a convicted felon, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for burglary; weapons possession; grand theft; animal cruelty; disorderly intoxication; loitering; drunk driving; and carrying a concealed weapon. (2 pages)

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

 

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12 hours ago, Logan.1179 said:

Florida Man strikes again!

 

Man Dumped Bucket Of Waste Inside 7-Eleven

 

AUGUST 2--In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police.

 

Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar.

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Simms, a convicted felon, has a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for burglary; weapons possession; grand theft; animal cruelty; disorderly intoxication; loitering; drunk driving; and carrying a concealed weapon. (2 pages)

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-slurry-arrest-710532

 

 

I don't want to even touch a port a potty toilet, much less that.  (heck, before I'd pee in a port a potty, I first check to see if there are any suitably large section of woods nearby)

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