csyphrett Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 This is like the people who got caught licking food at the grocery store and putting it back. "We're infected and giving it to other people" CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 7 hours ago, csyphrett said: This is like the people who got caught licking food at the grocery store and putting it back. "We're infected and giving it to other people" CES More or less locally (Pennsylvania Coal Region) we had at least one woman go through a supermarket deliberately sneezing and coughing on the food while yelling 'I have the coronavirus!' to the tune of destroying $35,000 worth of groceries. When the cops came she laughed and said she was lying about the coronavirus. They arrested her anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinanju Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, FenrisUlf said: More or less locally (Pennsylvania Coal Region) we had at least one woman go through a supermarket deliberately sneezing and coughing on the food while yelling 'I have the coronavirus!' to the tune of destroying $35,000 worth of groceries. When the cops came she laughed and said she was lying about the coronavirus. They arrested her anyway. As they should. Whether she has the virus or not, she's forcing the market to take precautionary action (tossing a lot of otherwise perfectly good food) that costs them money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Under the current circumstances, maybe we should bring back some public flogging for those idiots. Though, given the kind of people they are, I worry they might enjoy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Badger said: Under the current circumstances, maybe we should bring back some public flogging for those idiots. Though, given the kind of people they are, I worry they might enjoy that. I've heard of a few cases where some teens "pranked" people by coughing on them and yelling, "I have coronavirus! -- Just kidding, hah!" I was also told that in several of these cases the teen was beaten up. And a few others have been arrested. Apparently deliberately coughing/spitting/sneezing on someone right now, even if you're just pretending to have the virus, is seen by the FBI as a potential terrorist act. Tjack, Tom Cowan and Matt the Bruins 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 *cough* "I have coronavirus!" *punch* "I have anger control issues." aylwin13, FenrisUlf, Matt the Bruins and 4 others 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 7 hours ago, FenrisUlf said: I've heard of a few cases where some teens "pranked" people by coughing on them and yelling, "I have coronavirus! -- Just kidding, hah!" I was also told that in several of these cases the teen was beaten up. And a few others have been arrested. Apparently deliberately coughing/spitting/sneezing on someone right now, even if you're just pretending to have the virus, is seen by the FBI as a potential terrorist act. They did lock up a guy a couple of years ago for food tampering because he was mad at one of his customers and wiped his butt with the guy's pizza and handed it to him. Who knew that was 30 years in the hoosegow? CES FenrisUlf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 16 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: *cough* "I have coronavirus!" *punch* "I have anger control issues." One friend of mine told me that was exactly what he was going to do if it happened to him. Knowing him I believe it. This is a guy who once faced down and faked out a pair of Mafia enforcers who wanted to teach him a lesson in manners long enough for him to get out of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Florida woman put 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes, deputies say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cygnia said: Florida woman put 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes, deputies say. Quote Body camera video shows she said she is not a fanatic. Oh, Florida... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 given my record as a kid, in finding Easter eggs. That is Easter egg hunt, I would leave still not knowing anything about the female body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, Badger said: given my record as a kid, in finding Easter eggs. That is Easter egg hunt, I would leave still not knowing anything about the female body. There's a southernism for that, but I don't know how to spoiler something, so I can't share it with you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 This again proves that ‘see something, say something’ works and we thank the community for being part of our guardianship policing philosophy. Snitching, Dude. It's called "Snitching." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Speaking of Easter eggs in general. What was it like to be on an Easter egg hunt and actually find one. (ok, I did find 1 once or twice, but never more than that, in hindsight I probably should have mugged one of the smaller kids who had more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 When my wife was a kid, my mother-in-law would hide a dozen eggs, and before my wife got up, her dad would find and eat one. (He liked hard-boiled eggs.) So she got used to only finding 11 eggs. One year he didn't do that, and she stopped looking after finding the 11th... AIUI that last egg didn't get found until it had started to stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 We did not have Easter Egg hunts. I did not find out about this until I saw this on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 The UK is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 17 hours ago, death tribble said: We did not have Easter Egg hunts. I did not find out about this until I saw this on TV 16 hours ago, Badger said: The UK is weird. To be fair and honest, though, the whole association of Easter with hiding eggs is a bit weird. I'm reminded of Paula Poundstone's comedy routine about it, ending something like: "When they rolled away the stone and didn't find Jesus in the tomb, did somebody ask, 'Did you look behind the sofa?'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 7 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: To be fair and honest, though, the whole association of Easter with hiding eggs is a bit weird. I'm reminded of Paula Poundstone's comedy routine about it, ending something like: "When they rolled away the stone and didn't find Jesus in the tomb, did somebody ask, 'Did you look behind the sofa?'" Don't ruin my dig at DT, for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 One, it was just me. and two. BADGER LOVES CARAVAN OF COURAGE ! He has it in multiple formats laserdisc, DVD, Blu-Ray and he even has the braille edition of the novelisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 Nah, I just have the alternate ending (SPOILER ALERT: All the Ewoks die hideously) Note: The video is starting to get choppy from wear and tear though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Arizona News Anchors Roast Driver Who Used Smart Car To Flee Cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Arkansas woman arrested wearing bag of meth as hair bow https://www.thv11.com/article/news/crime/arkansas-woman-arrested-with-meth-bow/91-83bcbd21-164e-48ec-88c3-b6c416586aff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Man says he broke into San Diego Wells Fargo bank to heat up his Hot Pockets Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Cygnia said: Man says he broke into San Diego Wells Fargo bank to heat up his Hot Pockets Quote When asked if the Hot Pockets were worth it, the man responded, "Hell yeah it was worth it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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