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5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

I'm imagining a cop getting a suspect's blood on him from beating up the suspect - and then charging the guy with assault because he got his potentially-viral blood all over him.  🤕


   It depends on the crime.   If you touch a kid, the cop should kick you in the guts until you crap yourself and then arrest you for getting his shoes dirty.

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    Holyoke MA. ; 

Two men were arrested for racing their cars on a city street overnight.   Both cars crashed causing minor injuries but one car was totaled when it went through the brick front wall of a local Budget rent-a-car office.

  There are just too many jokes.

”Police say it will be all right because the driver payed the extra $10 for the insurance.”

“The driver stumbled out of the car went up to the desk and said “I’d like something in a 4 door.....with really good brakes.”

  You are welcome to continue.

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