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Lorena Bobbitt took her shears

To the root of all men’s fears

And when he saw what she had done 

Her husband wished she’d just used a gun!
 

     Off the top of my head and from the depths of my subconscious.   You’re welcome.

8 minutes ago, L. Marcus said:

Wasn't there a lady called Lorena Bobbitt ...?

 

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5 hours ago, Tjack said:

Lorena Bobbitt took her shears

To the root of all men’s fears

And when he saw what she had done 

Her husband wished she’d just used a gun!
 

     Off the top of my head and from the depths of my subconscious.   You’re welcome.

 

he was in a porn movie after his rebuilding surgery

CES 

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So not only will the driver get hit with a pretty serious traffic offense, odds are both of em could get hit with public indecency charges that appear to rate...a 3rd degree felony.

 

And that's likely to land them on the sex offender registry, which is a very, VERY nasty black mark that will not come off.  Experian's sent 2 notices of sex offenders in my area in the last...6 months or so.  Name, address.  It's public info.  And it's just part of the credit monitoring.  I deleted this one;  I'm not that worried about em.  But hey, I'm single and retired.  I can be blase about it.  Others?  Won't be...

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What's scary as heck to me is that the Florida commission overseeing judges, went with (according to an NBC story on this) a $50,000 fine and 120 day suspension...backed up by a report from the Florida Bar Association.

 

Another reason why this was egregious on the part of the judge...if anyone *needed* more...this is from the Bar Assoc's story

https://www.floridabar.org/the-florida-bar-news/court-removes-brevard-county-judge-murphy/

 

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Judge Murphy returned to the courtroom and called eight cases of defendants who stood alone. In one case, when Judge Murphy asked the defendant what he wanted to do with his DUI case, the defendant said he had “no idea what to do in this situation. I haven’t had a chance to speak to my public defender. And now, I don’t have a public defender.” Judge Murphy told the defendant that he might have a chance to talk to a public defender if he waived speedy trial, so the defendant did so.

 

That's rather damaging to those defendants.  I don't think it's grounds to overturn any adverse finding down the line, as these are preliminary hearings, but it's really bad.  EDIT:  he agreed he botched that later.  

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-09-20/guest-confronts-intruders-over-cheesecake-chisolm-home-invasion/101459368

 

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The court heard Mr Elliott and Mr Allred then went inside the home, where they were confronted by another man who was visiting the victim and cooking a cheesecake.

Prosecutor Beth Morrisroe said the visitor had a large carving knife and allegedly said to the pair:

"Well you've f***ed my cheesecake, game on!"

 

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11 hours ago, Cygnia said:

 

Oh my.  She won't worry about renting a place for some time, I'd say.  Her new personal space will be rent-free.

 

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The sheriff’s department says when Woods was told that several deputies were allergic to bees, she said “Oh, you’re allergic? Good.” One deputy was taken to a hospital but was OK, reports say.

 

 

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