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5 hours ago, tombrown803 said:

you know, a earthquake in Florida might be a good thing.

 

In order to have an earthquake, you need earth.  There is no natural (ie, not filled in and built up) land anywhere in Florida where it isn't possible to bring water to the surface simply by jumping up and down four or five times. 

 

Florida is nothing more than a sandbar that got very very luck.  Honestly, the only reason it has resisted being washed away and stays so firmly attached to the rest of the county is because it sucks _so_ much! 

 

 

4 hours ago, Badger said:

 

So, in other words Florida is Australia on stupid?

 

 

Not precisely.  Australia is British Texas. 

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4 hours ago, Bazza said:

I think some people here drink it. I wouldn’t know. I’m a teetotaller. The first and only time I’ve drunk alcohol was at a cousin’s party at home before/after he was due to go back to boarding school. About 25 yrs ago. 

 

I'm also a teetotaller. The closest I get is Ny-Quil (the nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine).   

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