Old Man Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: There is now a reported case in Washington State, brought in on an international flight. Everybody. Panic. Now. Sociotard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 straight from the horse's orifice EDIT: the patient came back to the US on the 15th!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Coronavirus? Are they allergic to the sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Because Florida... iguanas are falling from the trees. https://weather.com/news/news/2020-01-21-falling-frozen-iguanas-florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 39 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: Because Florida... iguanas are falling from the trees. https://weather.com/news/news/2020-01-21-falling-frozen-iguanas-florida I have a theory... Florida is God's Etch a Sketch *Shake shake shake* Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 ... though in the non-literal-shaking sense (I've not heard of an earthquake in Florida, which is about the only thing I've not heard of there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Starlord said: Coronavirus? Are they allergic to the sun? I thought is was a virus in lemonade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_(soft_drink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cancer said: ... though in the non-literal-shaking sense (I've not heard of an earthquake in Florida, which is about the only thing I've not heard of there). Great, now you've jinxed it! Cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 you know, a earthquake in Florida might be a good thing. We might be able to get rid of some of the crazys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Maybe Florida needs earthquake repellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: ... though in the non-literal-shaking sense (I've not heard of an earthquake in Florida, which is about the only thing I've not heard of there). So, in other words Florida is Australia on stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 11 hours ago, Starlord said: Coronavirus? Are they allergic to the sun? No, I think Royals...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 It's obviously . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Wuhan, Center of Coronavirus Outbreak, Is Cut Off by Chinese Authorities We'll see how a city of 11 million people, and a major regional transportation hub, deals with being isolated during China's busiest travel season of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 5 hours ago, tombrown803 said: you know, a earthquake in Florida might be a good thing. In order to have an earthquake, you need earth. There is no natural (ie, not filled in and built up) land anywhere in Florida where it isn't possible to bring water to the surface simply by jumping up and down four or five times. Florida is nothing more than a sandbar that got very very luck. Honestly, the only reason it has resisted being washed away and stays so firmly attached to the rest of the county is because it sucks _so_ much! 4 hours ago, Badger said: So, in other words Florida is Australia on stupid? Not precisely. Australia is British Texas. Pariah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Pattern Ghost said: It's obviously . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 As an Aussie, I doubt you would consider this real beer. The joke in these parts is that it's easier to skip the middleman and just pour Corona directly into the toilet. ScottishFox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 I think some people here drink it. I wouldn’t know. I’m a teetotaller. The first and only time I’ve drunk alcohol was at a cousin’s party at home before/after he was due to go back to boarding school. About 25 yrs ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 It's about the same quality as Foster's, possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 I'm a Blue Moon guy. When I drink beer, that is.... Whiskey is so much more effective. Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, L. Marcus said: It's about the same quality as Foster's, possibly. Foster's has the decency to come in larger containers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 4 hours ago, Bazza said: I think some people here drink it. I wouldn’t know. I’m a teetotaller. The first and only time I’ve drunk alcohol was at a cousin’s party at home before/after he was due to go back to boarding school. About 25 yrs ago. I'm also a teetotaller. The closest I get is Ny-Quil (the nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 NyQuil is crap since they changed the active ingredient. To get the original with pseudoephedrine, you have to go to the counter and show ID to prove you're not cooking meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 (I heard that covered in a live performance by the late, great Jesse Winchester.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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