Lord Liaden Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 I believe there's hordes of frogs, rivers turning to blood, hail falling then catching fire, and the death of every first born. Should it reach that point I will officially turn in my agnostic membership card. Old Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Those seem less likely but under the circumstances I'll keep an eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Weren't you there the first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Hermit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Depends upon "frogs" can be interpreted as an ethnic slur in this context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 And Lenny Bruce is not afraid? Sociotard and pinecone 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Le-o-nard Bern-stein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: Weren't you there the first time? Honestly I was drunk and angry most of the time, memories are fuzzy. I should have taken better notes, the ones I have are vague and nonsensical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: I believe there's hordes of frogs, rivers turning to blood, hail falling then catching fire, and the death of every first born. Should it reach that point I will officially turn in my agnostic membership card. Much as we theists would love to have you, given your requirements I'm hoping you stay spiritually uncertain for a few more years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Man said: Honestly I was drunk and angry most of the time, memories are fuzzy. I should have taken better notes, the ones I have are vague and nonsensical. Though to be fair, it's hard to chisel words clearly into stone tablets when you're hungover. Old Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Plus I think a couple of tablets got misplaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Lord Liaden said: Weren't you there the first time? It was his college years. He was busy binge-drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 23 hours ago, L. Marcus said: It's Africa that has the local locusts. So, it's the locus of local locusts? Sociotard and Pariah 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Answers to question I didn't even know I had. Can Farts Spread Disease? Short answer: If you’re wearing pants, you should be fine. "Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/620533/can-farts-spread-disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: Answers to question I didn't even know I had. Can Farts Spread Disease? Short answer: If you’re wearing pants, you should be fine. "Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/620533/can-farts-spread-disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Old Man said: Plus I think a couple of tablets got misplaced. It's okay, they ended up in the back garden, and they seem pretty pointlessly obvious. When is "Thou Shalt Not Commit Ethnic or Religious Genocide;" or "Thou Shalt Not Inside Deal" ever going to be applicable in the real world, anyway? Old Man and Starlord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... [drops one of the tablets] Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey! -History of the World, Part I Lawnmower Boy, Starlord and Matt the Bruins 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Fascinating. Washington's lieutenant governor has decided to not seek another term, and to become a Jesuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 18 hours ago, Old Man said: Plus I think a couple of tablets got misplaced. The thorazine or the warfarin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Answers to question I didn't even know I had. Can Farts Spread Disease? Short answer: If you’re wearing pants, you should be fine. "Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/620533/can-farts-spread-disease However Old Farts can spread disease. By not washing their hands etc Lawnmower Boy and BoloOfEarth 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 * rips one like an unmuffled Harley * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Cancer said: * rips one like an unmuffled Harley * One explosive blat of noise without power and then you spend ten minutes trying to get it running again? Ternaugh and Cancer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Hey, I *am* old.... Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 9 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Answers to question I didn't even know I had. Can Farts Spread Disease? Short answer: If you’re wearing pants, you should be fine. "Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the second Petri dish was caused by the flatus itself, and the splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that flatus can cause infection if the emitter is naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the results of the experiment should not be considered alarming, because neither type of bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yogurt." https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/620533/can-farts-spread-disease So, no worries unless you have to clean public restrooms, and death would then be a blessed release anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt the Bruins Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 The frightening amount of blood that shows up in public restrooms would worry me far more than the run-of-the-mill bodily waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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