Old Man Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 4 hours ago, death tribble said: Oh, the horror, the horror ! A new Twilight book is coming out https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-52551384 Technically vampires are from horror fiction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, Old Man said: Technically vampires are from horror fiction... There's a difference between a horror novel and a horrible novel, and young adult readers haven't fathomed that yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Because the murder hornets aren't enough... Rats are infecting humans with hepatitis, and nobody knows how pinecone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 10, 2020 Report Share Posted May 10, 2020 Hmm, we've had a little mouse that has been running around the house, this winter. Had 2, one finally got up on the counter and fell into the dishpan filled with dishwater and drowned That was a lot of fun, when my mother found it. And amazing the neighbors didn't call the cops from the screams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months Cancer, pinecone, Lucius and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Scientists Have Discovered Real-Life Kermit The Frog Living In Costa Rica Lucius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Lin-Manuel Miranda's smash musical Hamilton will be streaming of Disney+ starting in July. The filmed version of one of the last stage performances of the phenomenon musical on the life of revolutionary and financial genius Alexander Hamilton (the "Ten-Dollar Founding Father") was originally slated for a 2021 theatrical release. But since the film is apparently ready now, Disney decided streaming it now was a good option. Starlord 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 A British man was released from jail. Police suspect he swallowed drugs to avoid conviction, so they thought they'd wait until he passed them. He bested them by not pooping. 47 days. He refused to poop for 47 days. https://www.newsweek.com/police-free-man-accused-swallowing-drugs-after-he-refused-poop-47-days-834558 Lawnmower Boy and Matt the Bruins 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Bigamy is no longer a felony in Utah Lucius 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Starlord said: Bigamy is no longer a felony in Utah Man I can't even afford the one wife, who would want multiples? Pariah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 Coming to a jurisdiction near you: a "means test" applied for applications for a marriage license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 If enough of your wives have jobs, you don't have to have one yourself. 🙁 pinecone and Old Man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Starlord said: Bigamy is no longer a felony in Utah It's worth noting that the Utah State Constitution still states that "polygamous or plural marriages are forever prohibited". But nobody was really enforcing the law, and proponents of the change are saying that decriminalizing polygamy will make it easier to prosecute some of the abuses that sometimes come with it. (This language in the State Constitution was necessary for Utah to be accepted into the Union as a State in 1896.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 I find it a bit strange that a person is legally allowed to "shack up" with as many people as they want, but marrying more than one person is forbidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Marriage comes with a lot of legal and financial perks that shackees don't get. As well as some responsibilities. wcw43921 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 French serial killer expert admits his career is built on lies pinecone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Penguins wander empty art museum, director says they seem to prefer Caravaggio over Monet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Who doesn't, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Is it the Gotham City art museum? Are those real penguins or the wind-up kind?? Stay tuned next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.... pinecone, Old Man and Matt the Bruins 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Of course I'm the real director! Don't you see my designer bumbershoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 Parasitic Fungus Discovered on Twitter Pariah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 3:40 AM, Sociotard said: A British man was released from jail. Police suspect he swallowed drugs to avoid conviction, so they thought they'd wait until he passed them. He bested them by not pooping. 47 days. He refused to poop for 47 days. https://www.newsweek.com/police-free-man-accused-swallowing-drugs-after-he-refused-poop-47-days-834558 I guess that is the very definition of being a pain in the ar$e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 5/13/2020 at 3:21 PM, Starlord said: Bigamy is no longer a felony in Utah On 5/13/2020 at 3:23 PM, Old Man said: Man I can't even afford the one wife, who would want multiples? Q: What is the definition of "polygamy"? A: One too many wives. Q: What is the definition of "monogamy"? A: Same thing. tkdguy, Old Man and Pariah 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 How an Inmate Serving a Murder Sentence Made a Huge Math Discovery Ternaugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Scientists Create a Prototype 'Air Plasma' Engine That Works Without Fossil Fuels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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