Badger Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 8:19 AM, death tribble said: The two burgers are obviously different. One has the cheese on top of the burger while the other has the burger on top of the cheese. Case closed. What if you hold the burger upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Badger said: What if you hold the burger upside down? Burn the heretic! Lawnmower Boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 9/26/2020 at 8:19 AM, death tribble said: The two burgers are obviously different. One has the cheese on top of the burger while the other has the burger on top of the cheese. Case closed. I don't know if it helps or hinders the "actionable" part in this case, UT they have that burger in the US, too. They call it "The Big King." it is easily twice the mass of the Big Mac, but both sandwiches _do_ taste like fresh-baked thin-slices weasel anus drenched in a corn-syrup sauce, so..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 I've never had weasel anus, can you describe it for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Oh, please don't. Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Isn't it one of those things you can get in come restaurants like the one in the funny pictures thread with the notation "I can't find it on google but it's delicious"? Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Man said: I've never had weasel anus, can you describe it for us? Well, if you ever ate at McDonald's, you probably already know. Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Mine-detecting rat receives prestigious gold medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Badger said: Well, if you ever ate at McDonald's, you probably already know. I like McDonald’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 ... How? Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 I like McDonalds, too. Unfortunately, my digestive system feels differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 19 hours ago, Old Man said: I like McDonald’s. That explains some things. 13 hours ago, Starlord said: I like McDonalds, too. Unfortunately, my digestive system feels differently. I like a like a lot of foods my digestive has demanded I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Badger said: I like a like a lot of foods my digestive has demanded I give up. I am fortunate in that department: No known food allergies; no digestive issues, and I cannot for the life of my understand who started the myth that Taco Bell causes digestive upset, or why. I mean-- it had to be like Ultimate Caucasian Man: Oh my God! Ooohh! So Spicy! Woah; is that _real_ lettuce? Oh my God! Did you put real tomatoes in this? You monster!" Whoever it was, I see a PEG tube in his future..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Duke Bushido said: I am fortunate in that department: No known food allergies; no digestive issues, and I cannot for the life of my understand who started the myth that Taco Bell causes digestive upset, or why. I mean-- it had to be like Ultimate Caucasian Man: Oh my God! Ooohh! So Spicy! Woah; is that _real_ lettuce? Oh my God! Did you put real tomatoes in this? You monster!" Whoever it was, I see a PEG tube in his future..... I haven't had problems with Taco bell. But, everytime I have eaten at a Mexican restaurant, I found myself in a bathroom within 2 hours, begging the Lord, to end my suffering. Duke Bushido 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Oops! I may have unintentionally given bad information: I _do_ have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. I have never eaten souse meat because of I get within smelling distance of it, my eyes burn and I have to wretch. And I don't eat eggplant. Not because of any allergy or adverse reaction, mind you; it just sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 I dont remember knowingly eating cilantro doesn't mean I haven't unknowingly. As far as weird taste with me, I guess black eyed peas, taste like mud with less flavor (dont ask how I know how mud taste) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Badger said: everytime I have eaten at a Mexican restaurant, I found myself in a bathroom within 2 hours, begging the Lord, to end my suffering. I'd note that my digestive system knows the difference between Mexican food (which it rebels against) and Tex-Mex (which it find perfectly acceptable). I've had to put my foot down when visiting places like New Mexico and Colorado that we will NOT stop and eat at a Mexican restaurant. You're likely to get a genuine mole and food which has the same name as elsewhere but is completely unrecognizable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 5:50 PM, Duke Bushido said: I don't know if it helps or hinders the "actionable" part in this case, UT they have that burger in the US, too. They call it "The Big King." it is easily twice the mass of the Big Mac, but both sandwiches _do_ taste like fresh-baked thin-slices weasel anus drenched in a corn-syrup sauce, so..... On 9/28/2020 at 6:05 PM, Old Man said: I've never had weasel anus, can you describe it for us? I always liked my friend's response to things like Duke's statement. "I'm sorry, I don't share your culinary expertise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 My sister-in-law spent a year and a half in Venezuela. She's taken us to a number of authentic South American and Central American restaurants over the years. Some of the food is exceptional; some is barely recognizable as food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 The singer Helen Reddy has died aged 78 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54350248 I did not know she was Australian, I thought she was American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Almond milk is dangerous to your health...at least in some families. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/almond-milk-attack-arrest-745208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 6:05 PM, Old Man said: I've never had weasel anus, can you describe it for us? I keep forgetting, you probably don't get the right kind of roadkill in Hawaii I think Weasel Anus is only on Wednesdays aylwin13 and BoloOfEarth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 Or is he the cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 It’s true that we don’t have most of those. Lots of toads here. Otherwise it’s mostly birds, cats/dogs, mongooses, and the occasional pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/28/2020 at 6:05 PM, Old Man said: I've never had weasel anus, can you describe it for us? I believe I did: On 9/28/2020 at 5:50 PM, Duke Bushido said: "The Big King." it is easily twice the mass of the Big Mac, but both sandwiches _do_ taste like fresh-baked thin-slices weasel anus drenched in a corn-syrup sauce, so..... 21 hours ago, Badger said: As far as weird taste with me, I guess black eyed peas, taste like mud with less flavor (dont ask how I know how mud taste) If you live in a part of the country where black-eyed peas are a common meal choice, likely the reason you know how mud tastes is related to fishing, farming, or having siblings. 10 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: I always liked my friend's response to things like Duke's statement. "I'm sorry, I don't share your culinary expertise." My brother John made that exact response years ago to my response to cilantro. I filed away my response, just in case I needed it again: "Of course you don't. The only possible reasons I would have explained it as a comparison are 'I realize you haven't shared this experience but I am trying to put it into terms with which you are more likely to be familiar' or 'you are known to be simple-minded and I thought you could use the additional imagery.' As I care deeply about you, let's go with the first one." Evidently it was a quip he had used before, with great success, because the look on his face was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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