Clonus Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Never bring a gun to a swordfight. Don't fly higher than you can fall. Terminal velocity is your friend. Growth is the amazing power to make yourself an easy target. Never call someone "dead" until you finish the autopsy. Being dead doesn't necessarily stop people from making trouble There is no idea so stupid that it can't be used to hurt people. You can't mass produce awesome. Always make your capes detachable. Always know which walls are load-bearing. Khymeria, Cantriped, Beast and 6 others 7 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Magic is like the violin. It's an easy instrument to play...badly. bubba smith and Houston GM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I don't know as this is what you're looking for, but I always thought it was appropriate for a world where superpowers are real-- "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power”--Abraham Lincoln Doc Shadow, Wardsman, Cantriped and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Be careful about what's behind the bad guy, it might be valuable. bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 If you don't see the body, he's not dead. If you do see the body, he's not dead. If he's really dead, eventually he won't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Most of Murphy's Laws of Combat and 70 Maxims of Maximumly Effective Mercenaries can be adapted in some form or another. http://schlockmercenary.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-war.html Especially if the Press is your Enemy (funny how those two words can easily be interchanged). cbullard and AlgaeNymph 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 A villain's henchmen can't shoot straight, unless they're trying to capture you alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Recalling a quote from someone's Marvel game in the QotW thread: Spiderman: If we're winning, it's a Doombot. If we're losing, it's Doom. Franklin W. Cain and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 When you don't know what to do, smash something. Whatever can explode will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Just because you can violate the laws of physics doesn't mean the innocent bystander you're trying to save can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Whatever can explode will. Even things that aren't supposed to explode, will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Not a good day to be a bad guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja-Bear Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 How about never judge how powerful a villian is by his ridduclous costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted April 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Always...expect ninjas. --Sydney Scoville II BlueCloud2k2 and Grailknight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Not everything is a Hydra* plot. Which doesn't mean this isn't a Hydra plot, mind you. *substitute other evil conspiracy for Hydra as needed. Houston GM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 not every costumed hero is a good guy Duke Bushido and BlueCloud2k2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 If all of the evidence is pointing at someone who is supposed to be dead, then chances are he's either not dead or was only mostly dead and has gotten better.If all of the evidence is pointing at someone who's supposed to be the good guy, chances are he's being framed.Just because you know a villain's ID, doesn't mean you will easily be able to find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 Only minions use guns. Radiation: It Does Everything, Except What You Want. Everyone's A Hero In Some Other Universe ... Emphasis on "Other". bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted April 29, 2014 Report Share Posted April 29, 2014 If "nobody could survive That!" ...they Did... IndianaJoe3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 A villian may die, but the legacy will live on. The villian has a spouse, sibling, child, parent, identical twin or long lost cousin who will gladly take up the mantle to get thier revenge upon you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 "Everyone's a hero in there own way, in there own not that heroic way."~ Captain Hammer archer, Mister E, bubba smith and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 never underestimate a martial artist ,sometimes the have moves that make supers seem run of the mill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 quote clonus" you can't mass produce awesome" quote amen to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 The science geek you insulted always has a killer robot. If the people robbing the bank are similarly dressed but not exactly look for a supervillian. bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 Be polite to everyone. The next person you meet might be a world-class supervillain in their secret ID. Even in a world with superpowers, knowledge is power. Everyone has their kryptonite. Mine is cupcakes. Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Superscience has built powered armor suits that can fly and fire lasers without needing to be recharged ... but our smartphones still crap out before we get the chance to recharge them. The worst part of being a superhero is the slash fanfic. wcw43921, cbullard, Clonus and 6 others 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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