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Aphorisms for a Superhero Universe

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If a corporation does something nice for you, be aware they always have an agenda of their own.

 

(By this, I don't necessarily mean something outright villainous.  For instance, when an auto company designed a car for Booster Gold, they proceeded to make the same vehicle available for sale to the public.  Booster got upset, since his enemies might attack a Boostermobile thinking they're going after the hero but are actually attacking an unwitting Joe Normal.)

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Superheroes almost never answer their emails from trolls. Supervillains however not only reply but usually track down and give the sender the same answer: Painful Death.

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Supervillains usually wear goggles or have unusually heavy and elaborate helmets.  

 

Peripheral vision is not their friend.

 

If you have to be a DNPC, make sure you zig-zag to maximize the head swiveling these impaired abominations have to do to see you.

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Doesn't being tied up at least once belong to the normal exploration of your sexual preferences, male, female and other?

True...but we are talking superhero comics here. As in 'being tied up for no in universe sexual reason by the bad guy in order to stimulate a sexual reaction from whoever is reading it, usually teenage boys (but not always)'. That is way different than volunteering to be the submissive in bondage in bed.

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Time Travel is Preordained.

Unless it is working on Multiversal theory. The it is not in either of the Universes.

 

Don't ever expect any two time travel phenomena to work remotely the same way.

Just because this one worked on Multiverse Theory does not mean the next one has to as well....

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