steriaca Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 Unless the book can be read in PDF format on a Android device. Never let an android (robot) read a book on an Android cell phone device while "Marvin the Paranoid Android" plays in the background, unless you want your head to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Be wary of thoes who want to give you powers of some kind. Especially talking 'harmless' animal types who make contracts. Cantriped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 If your a henchman for a villain with an evil base try to be stationed in the middle. If the heroes are the killing types, you'll hear them killing the people at the front, and you can play dead. If they aren't they'll step over you to have the big fight with your boss. This gives you time to wake up and sneak away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Twins are there to be evil and take your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Clowns are always evil. Cantriped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Clowns are always evil. Try telling that to Crackerjack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Yummy yum yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Twins are there to be evil and take your place. Clowns are always evil. If twins are always inverted and clows are always evil, what would clown twins be like? Both Good? Both Evil? One each? Neither? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted March 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Try telling that to Crackerjack. You are thinking of Jack-In-The-Box. Crackerjack was the other kind of clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 You are thinking of Jack-In-The-Box. Crackerjack was the other kind of clown. Yes. Jack-In-The-Box. Which I hear makes good burgers (we don't have them here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 the only thing a real winner demands is RESPECT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Clowns are always evil. CLOWN doubly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Actual bumper sticker I just saw: "Jarvis is my co-pilot" A year or so ago I bought a (used) bright red Ford Explorer with more options than I usually get. My kids promptly named it Jarvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Clowns are always evil. You mis-spelled "Clones". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 here's one for a karate tournament universe you try to put words in a tournament competior's mouth their liable to put a fist in yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted March 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 When someone invites the best fighters in the world to a tournament in a remote location...don't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Not all superheroes call for merchandise, even if they want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 "Look up in the sky!" "What is it? Superman? Batman? Green Lantern? I don't see it." "What's u[ there Hey where did you go? Hey my wallet's gone. Help police!" Grailknight and bigdamnhero 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantriped Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 If twins are always inverted and clows are always evil, what would clown twins be like? Both Good? Both Evil? One each? Neither? Than one is Chaotic Evil, and the other is Lawful Evil. Either one will stab you in the face while laughing manically. However the first will stuff your corpse in their tiny car and push it off a cliff... just for the lolz. The second will leave a suicide note, and make sure it looks like you were driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantriped Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 'Confidence is Key.' 'If you want to beat Batman, find out where he gets his Toys.' bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Never trust someone who can be reprogrammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Never trust someone who can be reprogrammed. Never put a backdoor into a reporgrammable ally. You can bet the villain of the week will use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantriped Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 'If something is claimed to be fail-proof... it isn't.' PS: in fact... someone claiming that something is fail-proof essentially guarantees it will fail later in the episode/session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 'If something is claimed to be fail-proof... it isn't.' PS: in fact... someone claiming that something is fail-proof essentially guarantees it will fail later in the episode/session. "The developer of 'fool-proof' systems underestimate the ingenuity of the fools." bubba smith and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 In the campaign I'm in, one would be: "If a villain finds out a hero's secret identity, the villain will die eventually." Not planned that way. It's just sort of how things have worked out. Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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