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If your a popular superhero, and your hero name ends with a Man, Woman, Boy, or Girl, or begins with a Mister, Master, Madam, Mistress, or Miss, expect to run into hero's of the opposite gender but simular name as yours so the comic book company tries to protect there copyright from is to comic book companies.

 

For example, your Macho Man. Expect to run into Macho Boy, Macho Girl, Macho Woman, Macho Dog, and even Macho Man Junior (if your lucky).

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Your Boyfriend will be evil from time to time.

 

Everyone looks the other way when the superhero hooks up with the female supervillain.  When the reverse happens, people assume it is mind control.  They are almost always wrong *, but they assume it is so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*  Even girls with superpowers love a bad boy.

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If your a popular superhero, and your hero name ends with a Man, Woman, Boy, or Girl, or begins with a Mister, Master, Madam, Mistress, or Miss, expect to run into hero's of the opposite gender but simular name as yours so the comic book company tries to protect there copyright from is to comic book companies.

 

For example, your Macho Man. Expect to run into Macho Boy, Macho Girl, Macho Woman, Macho Dog, and even Macho Man Junior (if your lucky).

 

Fawsett Comics' Captain Marvel had:

 

Captain Marvel Jr.

Mary Marvel

Tall Billy, Fat Billy, and Hillbilly Marvel

Uncle Marvel

 

and

 

Hoppy the Marvel Bunny

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Your Boyfriend will be evil from time to time.

This differs from a non-superheroic world how?

 

 

It's been my experience that Boyfriend will turn evil when they get powers.

Depending on kind and degree of power, I suspect almost anyone would at least be tempted to turn evil.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely too.

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Don't be silly Lucius. No one who turns invisible would misuse the power of invisibility  Like a boyfriend using it to spy on womens showers. Espically not if that boyfriend is a horny teenager:)

You mean like this?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerPerversionPotential

 

Edit: Damit, wrong link

Edited by Christopher
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When you don't know what to do, just hit something.

When you don't know what to do, make a Luck roll.

When you don't know what to do, make a CHA roll.

 

Just because you 'kill' a supervillain doesn't mean he's dead.

Just because you didn't kill the supervillain doesn't mean he didn't die. (Just ask Viper)

 

Sometimes during play, players come up with ideas even better than your original episode; go with the flow.

Sometimes during play, players come up with cool episode ideas for you and don't know it; write them down.

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