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Aphorisms for a Superhero Universe

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1. Never, ever say "Over my dead body!" to a supervillian with his twitchy trigger finger on his latest doomsday device.

 

2. Its tradition to cause 3 million dollars in property damage in order to capture a crook who stole $300.

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The guy with the pun name? More likely to be a supercriminal or mastermind crime lord than the average NPC. Yet its illegal to arest everyone named Bradford Humor-Man, Kitty Litter, or Reginald Wicked by name basis alone.

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One a related thought, their are people out their with unfortunate names. If they are not vilians, their victims for criminals who have a gimmick and an ego signature. Woe to Penelope Nickole Dimesworth (a favorite target of Mamom the Coinsman).

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You know you've hit the low point of your career as a superhero when even the most psychopathic villains smile, wave and hug you like you're BFF... after killing a dozen people seconds before.

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