Tech Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 "If you want to defeat a villain, just let him talk." Logan D. Hurricanes and Christopher 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 "As a GM, if you want to be able to defeat an invulnerable superhero, just convince him to have Unluck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 No matter how safe the neighborhood once you put on a costume you won't get five blocks without running into some kind of crime. The "accident" at the science facility was caused by the head scientist's jealous/power mad assistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 If your roommate is a supervillain, make sure he pays his share of the rent before trying to take over the world. Otherwise you are stuck with the bill when he goes to jail again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Don't just pick a name for yourself. Make sure all the witnesses to your jobs hear it... Otherwise you'll be stuck with whatever that reporter picks. That goes double for the Team Name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
procyon Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 From villian to hero. "If you're fighting fair, you just don't want to win bad enough." bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 "No man is a sinister brooding presence to his mother" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 "No man is a sinister brooding presence to his mother" Tell that to the mother of a teenager Lucius Alexander Telling it to a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Supervillains are like alcoholic drinks. One is too much and a dozen are not enough. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 "No man is a sinister brooding presence to his mother" Unless you're Norman Bates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted May 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Unless you're Norman Bates. Have you seen his mom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 "No man is a sinister brooding presence to his mother" Unless you're Norman Bates. As I understood it, the mother was the sinister brooding presence--Norman was just the poor soul who couldn't get away from her. Ever. SteelCold and Kirby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 If given the choice, always take the blue pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 if life screws you screw back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Fringer Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Against a supervillain, make sure you've worked out 'Plan B.' Against a mastermind, you're better off just improvising. NEVER humiliate a supervillain when he is defeated; he is already going to jail, so don't give him additional motivation to escape. DON'T collect souvenirs for your Rogues' Gallery. They are just plot fodder for the GM. Most supervillains don't care what your Secret I.D. is; odds are you're nobody special without the mask anyway. Always take a moment for the members of the media - you WILL need them on your side someday. Houston GM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy. Show me a superhero, and I'll draw you a comic. Kirby and PhilFleischmann 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted June 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2015 Those who put "Hell" in their name can expect to visit it. Kirby, Houston GM and bigdamnhero 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 5, 2015 Report Share Posted June 5, 2015 Putting "Wombat" in your name has no effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 What about putting wombat in someone else's name? Lucius Alexander And the palindwombatromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 Not that they're aphorisms, per se, but if you mean Wombatman, Wonder Wombat Woman, Wombatquaman, Invisible Wombat Girl, Wombat Torch, Wombatler, Wombatker, Wombaterine, Wombatclops, Professor Wombat, Juggerwombat, Heimwombat, Wombat The Boy Wonder, Wombatlad, The Wombat Surfer or The Silver Wombat.. I believe QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 Why no love for the Womster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 /a villain even your archfoe is always easier to beat when teamed up with another villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 /a villain even your archfoe is always easier to beat when teamed up with another villain. Esp. if said other villain is a hot looking babe\dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Fringer Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Any facility that is labeled impenetrable, escape-proof and/or completely secure, isn't. EVER. The last place the authorities would look for the supervillain's lair is the first place you should check. Never make promises to supervillains because they'll ALWAYS come back to collect. Don't Panic! Supervillain deathtraps rarely live up to their advance billing... LF Kirby and bubba smith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted June 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Putting "Wombat" in your name has no effect. No, those who put "Wombat" in their name can expect to visit Australia. Comic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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