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Aphorisms for a Superhero Universe


Clonus

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Against a supervillain, make sure you've worked out 'Plan B.'  Against a mastermind, you're better off just improvising.

 

NEVER humiliate a supervillain when he is defeated; he is already going to jail, so don't give him additional motivation to escape.

 

DON'T collect souvenirs for your Rogues' Gallery.  They are just plot fodder for the GM.

 

Most supervillains don't care what your Secret I.D. is; odds are you're nobody special without the mask anyway.

 

Always take a moment for the members of the media - you WILL need them on your side someday.

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Not that they're aphorisms, per se, but if you mean Wombatman, Wonder Wombat Woman, Wombatquaman, Invisible Wombat Girl, Wombat Torch, Wombatler, Wombatker, Wombaterine, Wombatclops, Professor Wombat, Juggerwombat, Heimwombat, Wombat The Boy Wonder, Wombatlad, The Wombat Surfer or The Silver Wombat..

 

I believe QED.

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Any facility that is labeled impenetrable, escape-proof and/or completely secure, isn't.  EVER.

 

The last place the authorities would look for the supervillain's lair is the first place you should check.

 

Never make promises to supervillains because they'll ALWAYS come back to collect.

 

Don't Panic!  Supervillain deathtraps rarely live up to their advance billing...

 

LF

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