Lucius Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 No, those who put "Wombat" in their name can expect to visit Australia. I'd change my name to include "Wombat" to test that, but I'm too afraid - what if it's true? I hear that most of the things living in Australia would be trying to kill me. And the sheep can't or won't protect me either. Lucius "Womba...ahh,let's not and say I did" Alexander. And the fearless palindwombatraumadary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Better Wombatman than Kangarooman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 it'a one thing to be a hero's SUBORDINATE but being a FLUNKY is something else entirely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 as long as you're not travelling in a pine box you're doing alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Never have a janitor job as your secret identity since you get paid to clean up another peoples messes, it doesn't follow to clean them for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Sidekick is just another name for Superhostage! bubba smith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Yes someone telling you about the alien pickle preparing to attack with mutant gerbils is ridiculous, but if your a superhero check anyway. It's probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted July 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 They have to actually be doing something before you get to hit them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 Regarding the Most Common Superpower: "With great endowment comes great backpain. Oww..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 When fighting hordes of minions and you're surrounded, remember to hit the one in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 you know what the ironic thing about being a super-hero is? it's being treated like a CRIMINAL for wanting to help the POLICE Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted November 21, 2015 Report Share Posted November 21, 2015 after reading the thread " a superteam with a phantom zone device " I came up with one man's super-hero is another's vigilante menace Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariobouchard Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 As a Villain: If you're going to be bad, be good at it!!! SteelCold, Christopher and bubba smith 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 To borrow a line from Ben Kenobi: "That's no moon its a space station." Its always going to be a space station when villains are involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 we can't all have the powers of the ancient gods some of us need to improvise Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phydaux Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 If two superheroes meet for the first time, they WILL get into a fight. If a female hero meets a male villain, she will kick his butt and drag him to jail without a second thought. If a male hero meets a female villain, they will fall in love. Corollary 1 - They WILL sleep together. Corollary 2 - She WILL get pregnant. Corollary 3 - She WON'T go straight. Corollary 4 - She WILL keep the baby. Corollary 5 - The baby WILL grow up to be a villain who hates his father. PhilFleischmann 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anaximander Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 The big guy is always faster than and smarter than he looks. Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Never go to a mad scientist's garage sale. Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Never interrupt your nemesis when they are about to make a mistake; doubly so when they're about to make a lethal mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Never interrupt your nemesis when they are about to make a mistake; doubly so when they're about to make a lethal mistake. Remindes me of this old saying about battlefield tactics: "Never stop your enemy when he is making a mistake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 When 'heros' become dark 'murder-hobos', vilains must become even darker to tell them apart. Christopher and bubba smith 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 some people want power for powers sake some people want it to see how they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted January 1, 2016 Report Share Posted January 1, 2016 Smoke grenades, darkness field, et. al. may be *your* best friend; but if the rest of your team doesn't have your Enhanced Senses, throwing too many around may not make you *their* best friend. Gawain, Christopher, bigbywolfe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steriaca Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Not all superheros wear special costumes and have special names. But most do... except in Japan. The guys in Japan tend to be to strong and badass for such things, or are 'normal' people with power and responsible thrusted upon them by extremely odder than comic book situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 you don't have to be a super hero to be an inspiration to the neighborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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