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Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip...

We don't wanna go to war today
But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!

Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Left, right, left, right, left
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Left, right

The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and more
For we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's war.
Left, right, left, right, left, right

Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Where there's a whip, there's a way.
Where there's a whip...

We don't wanna go to war today!
But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!
Left, right, left right!

Where there's a whip!
We don't wanna go to war today!
But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!

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D.W. Washburn, I heard a sweet voice say.
D.W. Washburn, this is your lucky day.
A hot bowl of soup is waitin'.
A hot bowl of soup and a shave.
D.W. Washburn, we picked you to say.

 

Can't you hear the bugle call ? Can't you hear the bells ?
Even you can be reborn, you naughty
If you don't get out of that gutter,
before the next big rain.
D.W. Washburn, you're gonna wash right down the drain.

 

Up, up, come on get up off your street.
If you can only make it from your hands to your knees,
I know you can make it to your feet. Wooah !
D.W. Washburn, I said to myself.
D.W. Washburn, why don't you go save sombody else ?

 

Well, I got no job to go to.
I don't work and I don't get paid.
I got a bottle of wine, I'm feelin' fine.
And I believe I got it made.

 

I'd like to thank all you good people
for comin' to my aid.
But I'm D.W. Washburn.
I do believe I got it made.

 

I do believe I got it made, don't need nobody.
I do believe I got it made, I do believe I got it made

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My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no fame, he's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs

 

Want more and more
People just want more and more
Freedom and love, what he's looking for
Want more and more
People just want more and more
Freedom and love, what he's looking for

 

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire

 

Nanananana nana nanana nanana
Nanananana nana nanana nana
Nanananana nana nanana nanana
Nanananana nana nanana nana

 

My love has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power, he's got his strong beliefs…

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Oh, yeah
Alright
Here we go again
Hey hey, whoa no, da na, hey hey, yeah
 
Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me
Give a little bit
I'll give a little bit of my love to you
There's so much that we need to share
So send a smile and show you care
(Alright)
 
I'll give a little bit
I'll give a little bit of my life for you
So give a little bit
Give a little bit of your time to me
See the man with the lonely eyes
Oh, take his hand, you'll be surprised
 
Oh, take it
Ah, yeah
Come along
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 
Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me
I'll give a little bit of my life for you
Now's the time that we need to share
So find yourself, we're on our way back home
 
Oh, going home
Don't you need, don't you need to feel at home
Oh yeah, we gotta sing
Oh yeah, you gotta get a feeling
Oh, yeah, come along too
Whoo!
 
You can come along too, yeah
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come along
 
Cha, cha, cha oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, come along too
Yeah, come along too, yeah
Sing Betty Lou
Come along too
What a long ride
Come a long way
Oh, sing it tonight
Oh, yeah

 

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Hold on little girl
Show me what he's done to you
Stand up little girl
A broken heart can't be that bad
 
When it's through, it's through
Fate will twist the both of you
So come on baby, come on over
Let me be the one to show you
 
I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you
 
Build up your confidence
So you can be on top for once
Wake up, who cares about
Little boys that talk too much
 
I've seen it all go down
Your game of love was all rained out
So come on baby, come on over
Let me be the one to hold you
 
I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you
 
Why be alone when we can be together baby?
You can make my life worthwhile
I can make you start to smile
 
When it's through, it's through
Fate will twist the both of you
Come on baby, come on over
Let me be the one to show you
 
I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you
 
I'm the one who wants to be with you
Deep inside I hope you feel it too
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the next to be with you
 
Just to be the next to be with you
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Come closer, come closer and listen
The beat of my heart keeps on missing
I notice it most when we're kissing
Come closer and love me tonight
That's right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

My heart goes
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
When you are near
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
Loud in my ear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

It's such a lovely feeling
When I'm in your arms
Don't go away
I wanna stay my whole life through
Boom bang-a-bang-bang
Close to you

Your smile is so warm and inviting
The thought of your kiss is exciting
So hold me and don't keep me waiting
Come closer and love me tonight
That's right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

My heart goes
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
When you are near
Boom bang-a-bang, boom bang-a-bang
Loud in my ear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

It's such a lovely feeling
When I'm in your arms
Now you are near
I wanna hear your heartbeat too
Boom bang-a-bang-bang
I love you

It's such a lovely feeling
When I'm in your arms
Now you are near
I wanna hear your heartbeat too
Boom bang-a-bang-bang
Boom bang-a-bang-bang
Boom bang-a-bang-bang
I love you

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Tu t’en vas, l’amour a pour toi le sourire d’une autre
Je voudrais, mais ne peux t’en vouloir
Désormais, tu vas m’oublier
Ce n’est pas de ta faute, et pourtant tu dois savoir

 

Qu’après toi, je ne pourrai plus vivre
Non plus vivre qu’en souvenir de toi
Après toi, j’aurai les yeux humides
Les mains vides, le cœur sans joie

 

Avec toi, j’avais appris à rire
Et mes rires ne viennent que par toi
Après toi, je ne serai que l’ombre
De ton ombre, après toi

 

Même un jour, si je fais ma vie
Si je tiens la promesse qui unit deux êtres pour toujours
Après toi, je pourrai peut-être donner de ma tendresse
Mais plus rien de mon amour

 

Après toi, je ne pourrai plus vivre
Non plus vivre qu’en souvenir de toi
Après toi, j’aurai les yeux humides
Les mains vides, le cœur sans joie

 

Avec toi, j’avais appris à rire
Et mes rires ne viennent que par toi
Après toi, je ne serai que l’ombre
De ton ombre, après toi

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La la la
La la la
La la la
 
Now that I've lost everything to you
You say you want to start something new
And it's breaking my heart you're leaving
Baby I'm grieving
 
But if you want to leave take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of things turn bad out there
 
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
I'll always remember you like a child girl
 
You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do
And it's breaking my heart in two
'Cause I never want to see you sad girl
Don't be a bad girl
 
But if you want leave take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad everywhere
 
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
And I'll always remember you like a child girl yeah
 
La la la
La la la
Baby I love you, but if you want to leave take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad everywhere
 
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just just upon a smile
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
And I'll always remember you like a child girl oh yeah
 
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
It's hard to get by just upon a smile
Yeah
Oh baby baby it's a wild world
And I'll always remember you like a child girl

 

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Hallelujah, sing a song
Hallelujah, we’ll follow along
With a simple word, a single word
We bless the sky, the tree, the bird
And we fill our heart with joy, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, sounds of love
Hallelujah, the sunshine above
Hallelujah, the bells will go ringin’
And dingin’ from dawn till night, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, day by day
Hallelujah, don’t throw it away
Fly and spread your wings, have a try
Be free again like a butterfly
Come along and sing with us, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, sounds of love
Hallelujah, the sunshine above
Hallelujah, the bells will go ringin’
And dingin’ from dawn till night, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, hand in hand
Hallelujah, all over the land
Hallelujah, let’s try from the start
And sing it with all our heart, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, sounds of love
Hallelujah, the sunshine above
Hallelujah, the bells will go ringin’
And dingin’ from dawn till night, Hallelujah

 

Hallelujah, the bells will go ringin’
And dingin’ from dawn till night, Hallelujah

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A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
O-bo-e-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

Oh, when I was a little child

My days were happy, free and wild
But when in love, I couldn’t say
The words I wanna say today

 

Those words were always spinning in my head
I used to whisper them at night in bed
And when alone, I didn’t try to hide
Those magic words I heard inside

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

Love is God, love is all around
It’s a lovely sound, lost and found
Love is free, love’s been good to me
I’m in love with the fact
That the language of love is alive

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

I wanna say the words of yesterday
I wanna love you in the same old way
The words of love are coming close to shore
So let me say them more and more

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

 

A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev
A-ba-ni-bi o-bo-he-bev o-bo-ta-bach

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When you're feelin' all right, everything is up-tight
Try to sing a song that goes ding ding-a-dong
There will be no sorrow when you sing tomorrow
And you walk along with your ding-dang-dong

Ding-a-dong every hour, when you pick a flower
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Ding-a-dong, listen to it, maybe it's a big hit
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Sing ding-ding-dong

When you're feelin' all right, everything is up-tight
Listen to sing a song that goes ding ding-a-dong
And the world looks sunny, everyone is funny
When they sing a song that goes ding-dang-dong

Ding-a-dong every hour, when you pick a flower
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Ding-a-dong, listen to it, maybe it's a big hit
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Sing ding-ding-dong(Ding-dang-dong, ding-a-dang-dong)

When you think it's all over, they let me down
Dry your tears and forget all your sorrow
Try to smile while you say goodbye(Ding-dong ding-dong)
Ding-dang-dong when you'll wake up tomorrow
When the sun is up in the sky

When you're feelin' all right, everything is up-tight
Try to sing a song that goes ding ding-a-dong
There will be no sorrow when you'll sing tomorrow
And you walk along with your ding-dang-dong

Ding-a-dong every hour, when you pick a flower
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Ding-a-dong, listen to it, maybe it's a big hit
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone

Ding-a-dong every hour, when you pick a flower
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Ding-a-dong, listen to it, maybe it's a big hit
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone
Sing ding-ding-dong

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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
Heh
And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of you all
 
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, yeah, yeah
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of you all
 
Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free
Got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe
 
No man could understand
My power is in my own hand
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you
People say you've had your day
I'm a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time
Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh
Bring on the girls, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Here we are (here we are)
Born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong
Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe (universe, universe, universe)

 

 

 

 

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Garage and water
From the sprinklers
It also left a man's decapitated body
Lying on the floor
Next to his own severed head
A head which at this time has no name
 
"I know his name..."
 
Here I am, I'm the master of your destiny
 
I am the one, the only one, I am the God of kingdom come
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize
 
Give me your kings, let me squeeze them in my hands
 
Your puny princes
Your so-called leaders of your land
 
I'll eat them whole before I'm done
The battle's fought and the game is won
I am the one, the only one
I am the God of kingdom come
 
Gimme the prize
 
Just gimme the prize
 
"Now you die!"
"I have something to say!"
"It's better to burn out
Than to fade away!"
"There can be only one!"
 
Move over, I said move over
Hey, hey, hey, clear the way
There's no escape from my authority
Didn't I tell you?

I am the one, the only one, I am the God of kingdom come
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize
I am the one, the only one
I am the God of kingdom come
Gimme the prize
There can be only one

 

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Oh Star Wars,
Nothing but Star Wars,
Give me those Star Wars,
Dont let them end.
Oh Star Wars,
If they should bar wars,
Please let these Star Wars
Stay.
And hey, how 'bout that nutty Star Wars Bar,
Can you forget all those crazy creatures in there?
And hey, Darth Vader in his black and evil mask,
Did he scare you as much as he scared me?
Oh Star Wars,
Those near and far wars,
Oh STAAAR WAAAAAAARS!"
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Je vois des gens courber le dos
Comme si la vie marquait zéro
Moi j'ai quinze ans et je te dis
Whoa whoa... j'aime la vie
(J'aime la vie, la vie, toute la vie)
Il faut y croire, j'ai moi aussi
Des flashs d'espoir, des insomnies
Mais au total, à l'addition
J'aime l'horizon
 
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Même si c'est une folie)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Bravo pour le défi)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
Ne m'en veuillez pas
Je suis née comme ça
J'aime, j'aime la vie
 
Whoa... et tant pis
S'il pleut un peu beaucoup sur moi
Whoa whoa... tu es là
 
Devant Jacques Brel, devant Mozart
Je me sens petite, j'ai le cafard
Je ne suis rien qu'une poussière
Dans cet univers
(C'est la vie, la vie, toute la vie)
 
Mais dès que tu m'aimes, dès que tu souris
Mes joies s'enchaînent à l'infini
Y a plus de Brel, plus de Mozart
Ma vie redémarre
 
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Même si c'est une folie)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Bravo pour le défi)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
Ne m'en veuillez pas
Je suis née comme ça
J'aime, j'aime la vie
 
Tant pis s'il pleut un peu sur moi
 
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Même si c'est une folie)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Bravo pour le défi)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
Ne m'en veuillez pas
Je suis née comme ça
 
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Même si c'est une folie)
J'aime, j'aime la vie
(Bravo pour le défi)
Pour les jours qui ne vont pas
J'ai un truc à moi
Je compte sur toi
J'aime, j'aime la vie
 
Whoa... et tant pis
S'il pleut un peu beaucoup sur moi
Whoa whoa
La vie : oui, tu es là !
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Nous, c’était du bleu
Un ciel d’été, un océan transparent
Nous, nous étions deux
Et l’on s’aimait à faire arrêter le temps
 
Mais le temps nous a trahis
Alors pourquoi m’avoir promis la terre entière ?
Notre amour aurait suffi
Je ne voulais pas d’un bonheur imaginaire
Si la vie est cadeau
 
Si la vie est un cadeau
Cadeau donné, cadeau repris, cadeau volé
Prends l’amour comme un cadeau
Cadeau donné, cadeau repris, cadeau volé
Le bonheur est trop court
 
Nous, c’était l’enfant que je voulais
Pour te l’offrir au printemps
 
Mais le temps a tous les droits
Alors pourquoi m’avoir promis la terre entière
Et l’enfant qui n’est pas là?
C’est aujourd’hui mon seul bonheur imaginaire
Si la vie est cadeau
 
Si la vie est un cadeau
Cadeau donné, cadeau repris, cadeau volé
Prends l’amour comme un cadeau
Cadeau donné, cadeau repris, cadeau volé
Le bonheur est trop court
 
(Si la vie est un cadeau)
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On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Où l'on a bercé nos rêves
On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Une enfance trop brève
 
Un jour ou l'autre il faut partir
Pour se construire un avenir, un avenir
Et c'est l'inoubliable instant
Où l'on rend ses habits d'enfant, d'enfant
 
Chacun s'en va, rempli d'espoir
Sur le chemin qu'il s'est choisi, qu'il s'est choisi
Vers la richesse ou vers la gloire
Pourtant quelle que soit notre vie, notre vie
 
On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Où l'on a bercé nos rêves
On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Une enfance trop brève
 
Chacun, dans son coin d'horizon
Ne défend que ses ambitions, ses ambitions
Mais si nous ne partageons rien
Que nous reste-t-il en commun, en commun?
 
On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Où l'on a bercé nos rêves
On a tous un banc, un arbre, une rue
Une enfance trop brève
 
Lalala lala...
Lala lala lala...
Lalala lalala lala...
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Dans les rêves de l’enfance

Dans l’élève que le maître a puni

Dans la gare où commence

La première aventure de la vie

 

Dans celui qui doute

Dans celui qui croit

 

Tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

À chaque instant dans chaque joie, dans chaque larme

Tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

Dans cet enfant, parmi ces gens, tous comme toi

 

Dans les rêves de l’artiste

Que la gloire n’a jamais couronné

Dans ce monde égoïste

Qui renie ce qu’il a adoré

 

Dans ceux qui ont peur

Dans ceux qui ont froid

 

Tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

À chaque instant dans chaque joie, dans chaque larme

Tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

Dans cet enfant, parmi ces gens, tous comme toi

 

Tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

Dans cet amour que j’ai pour toi

Oui, tu verras, tu te reconnaîtras

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There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
Oh, with every move he makes another chance he takes
The odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
 
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
They've given you a number and oh, they've taken 'way your name
 
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Oh, be careful what you say,
Or you will give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
 
Secret agent man
Secret agent man
They've given you a number I know they've taken 'way your name
 
Standing on the Riviera one day
Then layin' in this Bombay alley next day
Oh, don't you let the wrong words slip,
While kissing persuasive lips
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
 
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent man
They've given you a number
Oh, they've taken 'way your name
 
Secret Agent man

 

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Sometimes I watch you passing by my window

And sometimes I watch you passing through my dreams

And sometimes, when I look at you

You take my breath away

 

Sometimes I try and understand your reasons

You choose to feel the way you feel about me

And sometimes, when I turn around

And you're there, like today

I wanna say:

 

Why me ?

I look at you and I get to feeling

Why me? (Why me? Ooh...)

I know it's true but I can't believe it

I keep on wonderin' why

My love shines in your eyes

Why me?

I look at you and I ask myself

Why me ?

 

Sometimes I lie awake and watch you sleeping

And listen to the beating of your heart

And sometimes, when you're lyin' there

You take my breath away

And I wanna say

 

Why me ?

I look at you and I get to feeling

Why me? (Why me? Ooh...)

I know it's true but I can't believe that it's me

Who's gonna be holdin' you in my arms tonight

And why it's me

Who's gonna be the one to make you feel all right

Tonight

 

Why me ?

I look at you and I get to feeling

Why me? (Why me? Ooh...)

I know it's true but I can't believe it

I keep on wonderin' why

My love shines in your eyes

Why me?

I look at you and I ask myself

Why me ?

 

Why me ?

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Showing no emotion
My feelings locked inside
I made myself an island
Trying to take my heart and hide
I built a wall around me
Afraid of letting go
But suddenly an open door
I never saw before

In your eyes (your eyes)
I see the light leading me home again
It's heaven in your arms, my love
My heart is in your hands
(Heaven in your arms, your eyes)
In your eyes, seems so right
I see forever in your smile
This woman is a child again
(In your eyes)

Love's been building bridges
Between your heart and mine
I'm safe here on my island
But I'm out on the edge this time
I built a wall around me
Thought I'd save myself the pain
Your touch swept me away
Now I'll never play it safe again

In your eyes (your eyes)
I see the light
Leading me home again
It's heaven in your arms, my love
My heart is in your hands
(Heaven in your arms, your eyes)
In your eyes, seems so right
I see forever in your smile
This woman is a child again

I've never been this close
How do I know love will survive ?
I'm walking a tightrope
Here, in your arms, I'm alive

I'm in your eyes (your eyes)
I see the light
I see forever in your smile
This woman is a child again

I'm in your eyes (in your eyes)
(I see the light leading me home again)
See the light, I see the light
(It's heaven in your arms, my love)
(My heart is in your hands)
Whoa...
(In your eyes, feels so right)
I see forever in your smile
This woman is a child again
When I look in your eyes

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You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do

 

I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do

 

But she wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

 

If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

 

Walk in the streets with you in your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

 

And you've got a smile
That can light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while
Since she brought you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what you doing with a girl like that?

 

She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

 

If you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with me

 

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me
You belong with me

 

Oh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

 

Can't you see that I'm the one
Who understands you?
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with me

 

Standing by and waiting at your backdoor
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me
You belong with me
You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me

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The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'
And everybody did the bump
But all the time Bertha
Had been workin' on her goodie
Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question
 

 
 

When bertha got movin'
Her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin'
No grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
The crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "boogie, Bertha, do your thing!"

Uh, for your information,
Bertha had three sisters,
Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
I said no question!

Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy'll never learn!

 
 

Uh-oh, here comes the troglodyte!
"Come here, sock it to me!"

Bertha stood back and yelled,
"Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"
And the Butt sisters backed her up
When she yelled, "i need ya!"
The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the Butt sisters all knew
That "the Bertha Butt boogie"
Was now the thing to do

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

Bertha: "i'll sock it ya, daddy!"
Troglodyte: "me like, me like! come here, woman, woman!"

 
 

Leroy: "yo' mama, i'm calling you, man!"
Troglodyte: "yeah - the boogie!"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
Hey Leroy!

When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started the Bertha Butt boogie

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You're sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense the world would be

Obsessed with every single thing you do


They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night
They lurk impatiently in hope in that they just might
See something real embarrassing you do

 

The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
That's the story that they're gonna feature
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind
You think you're all alone
But that's right when you'll find

 

A bunch of paparazzi
Popping out of nowhere
Cameras in your face
And then suddenly
You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ

 

Following you when you're walking down the street
And asking stupid questions while you're trying to eat
So you cover your face thinking to yourself
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

 

And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

 

You just picked up some transvestite
Seconds later it's up on the website
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce
And they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures, of course

 

And if they ever catch you picking your nose
Or stumbling down the street on a drunken spree
You're on TMZ

 

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
Trailing you through airport security
They're with TMZ
They're with TMZ

 

Oh, let me tell you
It's getting to the point
Where a famous person can't
Even get a D.U.I
Or go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So you really shouldn't dare
Go to every club in town
If you've lost your underwear

 

Seems that every single time a star decides to

Shave her head or ram their car into a tree
They're on TMZ

 

If they catch you peeing in the bushes
Later on, that night, well, I guarantee
You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ

 

You're on TMZ
Every single celebrity
Knows they're gonna be
There on TMZ

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