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On 8/7/2019 at 3:09 PM, Pariah said:

"Where the Hell did I all these damn Indians come from?!"

-George Armstrong Custer, June 1876 (probably)


just because it reminded me of my favourite joke when I went to university...

 

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist.

 

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed."

 

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

 

Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly. "No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts" "

 

And there you have it" said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those ****ing  Indians' 
 

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55 minutes ago, Cancer said:

If we can generate infinite recursion in fail, then maybe we can be ejected from this Universe and into a better one ... one with only finite fail.

 

Didn't Douglas Adams hypothesize that this had already happened?

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