L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 I could go with a flail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 If there were a Tropic of Taurus, it would be a utopian wonderland. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 That's obviously not true. Just go to a junk yard and find the meadow full of rusting old Ford sedans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 >bump< "Ow! D****t!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Lucius and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starlord Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Lawnmower Boy and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Fire at fire station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 There really needs to be a facepalm option in the like menu. Logan D. Hurricanes, Pariah, Duke Bushido and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 We had this one locally a few weeks ago: Firefighters come to the rescue after police get stuck in Salt Lake City Public Safety Building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 Quote We must not overlook firepower. -- Col. Masajiro Furumiya, 29th Infantry Rgt., IJA, late October 1942 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 "Where the Hell did I all these damn Indians come from?!" -George Armstrong Custer, June 1876 (probably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 There was a sheriffs' radio report of two cars stuck in the ditch at the bottom of a hill on Pull and Be Damned Road, followed by another sheriffs' radio report that a fire department response truck had become stuck in the same ditch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 On 8/7/2019 at 10:09 AM, Pariah said: "Where the Hell did I all these damn Indians come from?!" -George Armstrong Custer, June 1876 (probably) "Well, sir, when a Indian Daddy loves an Indian Mommy VERY MUCH..." -Private Smartass, right before the arrow hit him in the head. Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Democracy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 8/7/2019 at 3:09 PM, Pariah said: "Where the Hell did I all these damn Indians come from?!" -George Armstrong Custer, June 1876 (probably) just because it reminded me of my favourite joke when I went to university... An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed." Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions. Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire. "Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly. "No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts" " And there you have it" said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those ****ing Indians' Hermit, Pariah, BoloOfEarth and 4 others 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Ugh. Take your like. Starlord and Doc Democracy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Democracy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Ugh. Take your like. I did say it was my favourite when I was 18.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Democracy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 My favourite since that time is this one from Billy Connelly. For an American audience, and for reasons that become clear later, Bovril is a hot drink made from beef extract that used to be very popular at football (soccer) matches. https://youtu.be/-JjVg0Sbsh4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 This thread is a failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 If we can generate infinite recursion in fail, then maybe we can be ejected from this Universe and into a better one ... one with only finite fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I thought this was the finite fail universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 "I have not yet begun to fail!" -- The Big U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Well entropy does that too you. #drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 55 minutes ago, Cancer said: If we can generate infinite recursion in fail, then maybe we can be ejected from this Universe and into a better one ... one with only finite fail. Didn't Douglas Adams hypothesize that this had already happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Why should there be only one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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