aylwin13 Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 D'oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 That'll make for an interesting insurance/worker's comp claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 And then there's this guy.... (Warning: graphic depictions of humorous violence. Or violent humor. Whatever, it's bloody hilarious. No, really... I warned you.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I can't stay away from this thread. I keep trying, but.... Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 EGO roll failure...well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 Oops. Lawnmower Boy and DasBroot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 http://gizmodo.com/facebook-thinks-everyone-is-dead-1788877146 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 http://gizmodo.com/facebook-thinks-everyone-is-dead-1788877146 I guess it's a good thing I haven't been on Facebook in a week and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 I guess it's a good thing I haven't been on Facebook in a week and a half. Yeah, I deactivated my account on Wednesday morning. Facebook has been dead to me all week! Edited to add: my last post was Tuesday evening. Something about "unfriending the entire country." I wasn't kidding. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I never joined it in the first place!! Or in the spirit of this thread, I failed to join it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I refused to join - as a poster called it many years ago - Fecesbook. I'm not sure if that constitutes a fail, or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 No, it does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I got yanked on there because of family constantly harping me too. You ain't missing jack#### Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Almost put this in the Quote From Your Life thread, but on reflection it belongs here instead. Working on my promotion file, the section on service... "Faculty service, of course, is essential for the operation of the university as a whole." Thankfully, I caught my typo, where the 'w' in that final word had been omitted. Another one of those catastrophes your spell-checker is powerless against. Lucius and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Lucky the "w" wasn't a hyphen. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Almost put this in the Quote From Your Life thread, but on reflection it belongs here instead. Working on my promotion file, the section on service... "Faculty service, of course, is essential for the operation of the university as a whole." Thankfully, I caught my typo, where the 'w' in that final word had been omitted. Another one of those catastrophes your spell-checker is powerless against. Putt knot yore tryst inn spill chick pogroms! Lucius Alexander They never recognize a palindromedary anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 I learned long ago not to rely on spell-checkers, after I sent an email to my team saying "In a lass all morning, back at my desk after lunch." One team member sent back the reply, "Ewwwwww..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Yeah, definitely a screw-up. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And it was honor and offer all morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Time for the concussion protocol. How many fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 I'd be more concerned about facial bones than fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 That's as in "how many fingers am I holding up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 And that's as in "how many facial bones am I holding up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Or, "How many of YOUR facial bones am I holding up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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