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Cold fusion generator (the size of a deck of cards)

 

Meta-gene elixer

 

Electoral college quantum manipulator

 

Reality bomb

 

Orion slave girl

 

Blackrazor

 

Probably some other stuff way too dangerous for sale

 

YOu sure, an Orion slave girl isn't too dangerous for sale?

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An alien black marker.

 

It makes black marks and permits writing or drawing on most surfaces. It fulfills the same function as a familiar black marker, but does so via principles unknown to Human science. Returning to Earth with it could revolutionize the office supply industry.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Except the palindromedary ate it.

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Babel fish or Translator microbes

Babel fish infected with translator microbes.

 

This means the fish and microbes understand each other perfectly but neither functions properly for anyone else.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Let me stick this palindromedary in your ear

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Amelia Earhart.

 

Malaysian Airline Flight 370.

 

USS Cyclops.

 

Descendants of the Easter Island civilization.

 

My faith in humanity.

 

 

THe crew of Marie Celeste frozen in carbonite?

 

And you know you never had faith in humanity, that cant still what doesn't exist.  :yes: 

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Sapient "pets".  Violates anti-slavery laws.  

 

The fragments of a destroyed black monolith once worshipped as a god.  Officially sacrilege. 

 

Unauthorized memory recordings.  

 

"Spice".  Addictive and boosts psychic powers.  

 

Animal pelts from interdicted planets.  

 

Maps of hyperspace shortcuts useful for smugglers

 

Military hardware

 

Anti-detection gear

 

Reconfigurable sexbots

 

"Laundered" transponders

 

Tribbles

 

Symbionts

 

Souvenir postcards

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The alien equivalent of drugs that haven't gone through FDA approval processes.  Sure, they might enhance muscle growth or cure N'tarrkan Red Plaque, but the side effects haven't been fully tested.  Or they might not work at all...on the species they were created for.  What, like you're going to call the cops?

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