Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 "Excuse me, How did you get my high school senior pictures?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Enforcer84's Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Enforcer84's Pants. Never Been Used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2016 Report Share Posted November 22, 2016 Books of Vogon erotica. Certain interstellar equivalents of Chick tracts. Bazza, Lucius, Pariah and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Genetic material from famous celebrities, viable for cloning. Umm, why would anyone want to clone them? One is one too many for most of them. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Umm, why would anyone want to clone them? One is one too many for most of them. Yeah, aren't there already too many Kardashians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 Umm, why would anyone want to clone them? One is one too many for most of them. So you can kill them. Duh. Over and over and over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 It'd be a kit for doing your own home videos in the style of the classic first-season Saturday Night Live Mr. Bill ("Ohhh nooooo!") sketches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 So you can kill them. Duh. Over and over and over... Well, I guess you could clone, to try out an experiment. To see if they would turn out right in an environment of not total insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 There's probably a research grant in there somewhere if you write it correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Shining trapezohedrons. Sigils of deceased interstellar law enforcement officers Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I have to recommend keeping in mind the "black market" part of the request. Suggestions really ought to include reasons why said items wouldn't be freely available for trade, unless that's implicit in the description of them. Escher's Staircase violates the laws of physics, so of course it's illegal. Occam's Cordless Electric is also illegal in some jurisdictions where bad jokes will get you locked up. The salad shooter is based on a true story that I made up. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 You're planning on going into politics aren't you is based on a true story that I made up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Parco Molo's Guide to the Pan-Galactic Black Market Excerpt: Entry #238 Standard ID Reference - Porcinum* Widely regarded as the 3rd most addictive substance in the galaxy, Porcinum hails from the Sol system, specifically the 3rd planet Terra. It is frequently ingested by the semi-intelligent race known as Humans**, who consider it a delicacy. Porcinum is currently illegal in 73 Galactic sectors due its addictive properties and extremely deleterious effect on the cardiovascular systems of most intelligent beings. * On Terra, Porcinum is referred to colloquially as 'bacon'. ** As many of my readers are aware, Humans are generally feared and notorious for their nihilistic natures because of their need to devour, absorb, imbibe or inhale anything that it is harmful to them. Incidentally, in some parts of the galaxy, Humans are regarded with faint amusement. In small pockets of the Pan-Galactic Fellowship the phrase 'as clueless as a Human' is used as a minor humorous jab due to the Humans belief that they are the most intelligent species on their planet, when, in fact, our studies have shown they are 16th. Burrito Boy and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 *enter a guy who looks like he belongs on Duck Dynasty telling Parco Molo that he can go **** himself* Or would that prove his intelligence theory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Pariah...in carbonite. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 You're planning on going into politics aren't you I was thinking of becoming a Discordian Pope, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I could use one of these devices: assault and Xavier Onassiss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Pariah...in carbonite. I could use the rest, I won't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 I could use one of these devices: That's the old model. The new miniaturized ones will fit in your ****. And they play a lot more songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 How do you know they'll fit in my ****? You don't know how big my **** is. What if it's a really ***** ****? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 Umm, why would anyone want to clone them? One is one too many for most of them. If I have to spell it out for you, you can't have done much Internet surfing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 General Grevious used lightsaber collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 How do you know they'll fit in my ****? You don't know how big my **** is. What if it's a really ***** ****? Not to worry Old Man. They come in different sizes. You can also choose the data plan that's right for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Not to worry Old Man. They come in different sizes. You can also choose the data plan that's right for you. Why'd you type that last bit so small? His eyes are as bad as "other things" of his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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