Ragitsu Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 It's a very complicated situation, Cousin Sonja. I'm in love with Alexei. He loves Alicia. Alicia is having an affair with Lev. Lev loves Tatiana. Tatiana loves Simkin. Simkin loves me. I love Simkin, but in a different way than Alexei. Alexei loves Tatiana like a sister. Tatiana’s sister loves Trigorin like a brother. Trigorin’s brother is having an affair with my sister, whom he likes physically but not spiritually. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 "I suppose Jane Wyman is the first lady, and Jack Benny, his Secretary of the Treasury! I've had enough jokes for one evening! Good day future boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery ! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 This is the best bad idea we have, sir. By far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Imbeciles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Learned a new word today. "Atom bomb." It was like God taking a photograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 No, of course not. They never do tests. Not many real deeds either. Oh, conversation with your grandmother's shade in a darkened room, the odd love potion or two, but comes a doubter, why, then it's the wrong day, the planets are not in line, the entrails are not favorable, "we don't do tests"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 In the world I see... you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 "Don't make any sudden movements." "Why not, is there a bee on me?" Ternaugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 The sustain, listen to it. I don't hear anything. Well you would though, if it were playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 I was going from a Greek Tycoon to a President of the United States. Usually it's the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 "They say the Navy makes men. Well, they certainly made me." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 "A fanboy knows a hater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 You ever been stung by a dead bee? slikmar, tkdguy and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Why didn't you bite him back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Good for Bond. Bad for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 "I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be? They're dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 First time I saw that nowhere man, that nobody, I knew he was somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 A week ago I was an unemployed college student, and now I'm the most powerful woman in the world. But am I happy? Damn right I'm happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 17, 2018 Report Share Posted April 17, 2018 Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot! Think of villains, Jack. You want Dracula? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprise party for Adolf Hitler; Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have a christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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