dmjalund Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Amok Amok Amok Amok Amok! bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Next time you hang a man, you better look at him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Why exactly are there snakes on this plane ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Get back you eight-legged freaks ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 So here's the riddle. What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flat head V8 engine and no natural predators think about ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 This river can kill you in a thousand ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 A web would indicate an arachnoid presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Terror, horror, death. Film at eleven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Silver bullets or fire, that's the only way to get rid of the damn things. They're worse than cock-a-roaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse ? It's boring ! I'm lonely ! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 To the Princess of the Galaxy! Princess Leia Organa: General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. [pause] Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [to Luke] You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan. Luke Skywalker: Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've gotta get *home*, it's late, I'm in for it as it is! Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Luke Skywalker: Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here. Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's your uncle talking. Cassandra and Asperion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I like this one better. Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. Bazza and Cassandra 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Europe is dying. No, Beckman, Europe is dead. That's why we're here. Don't you read the papers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Daumer, Daumer, Daumer, why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Actually the Boy is quiet astute. I'm am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, much like his father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Be excellent to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 calibre miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 From the American commander of Bastogne to the German commander. Nuts. Nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 Well, that might be the smart play, Commander. Trouble is, I *want* that fourth carrier. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 You wanted confirmation, Captain ? Take a look ! There's your confirmation ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 You say you need a Wellington Bomber for test drops. They're worth their weight in gold. Do you really think the authorities will lend you one ? What possible argument could I put forward to get you a Wellington ? Well, if you told them I designed it, do you think that might help ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 What happened to the American dream? It came true! You're looking at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 We got two chances: a poor one and a slim one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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