Cassandra Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm glad you asked me that because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 I want my father back, you son of a bitch. Cancer and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Max: Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged... Fritz: Max! Max, I'm okay! I'm okay max. Just a scratch. Look I'm all right. Max: Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn. [Accidentally shoots Fritz] Max: Ohh. Oh, Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz! Fairy Child: Where's Daddy? What's he doing? Fairy: He is guarding our home, son. Fairy: There has been a war, and this land is lost. Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy? Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 "Love is all you need." John Lennon said that. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 This land is your land, This land is my land, From California to the New York Island, From the Redwood forests to the Gulf Stream waters, This land was made for you and me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE !" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I am decent. I also happen to be naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Awards ! They always give out awards ! I can't believe it. Greatest Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 If you cannot do it, do not do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 I would love to give you a divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Catch the midnight express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 We don't care how much it costs, just how much it makes. If it costs too much, we charge a penny more. Would you pay a penny to save a fish who thinks ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 You know, I spend 95% of the time at the hospital thinking of making love with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted January 9, 2017 Report Share Posted January 9, 2017 Do not grieve for me. Soon I will be one with the Matrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 You know, they call it a waterboard . . . but I never get board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 Well, the good news is no Global Warming Summit next month. Unless one of us cares enough about his place in history to disable his warhead. You know, in the name of the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." "An Arabic proverb attributed to a prince who was betrayed and decapitated by his own subjects." "Well, still, it's a hell of a quote." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Hey, Buddy, you got a dead cat in there or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 "There's more than one Gary King!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 Sorry, boys. My hands are full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 None of the fallout. All of the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 "Whoa, whoa. Sorry, blondie, I don't do backstory. However, I am becoming very interested in yours. Now, I know I'm not supposed to mention the hair." "Nope." "Or the mother." "Unh-unh." "Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog." "Chameleon." "Nuance." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 Never rub another man's rhubarb. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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