Pariah Posted September 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 "You're killin' me, Smalls!" Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 "So, what do you want?" "I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy." "I mean, what do you want?" "Oh. A dog and a beer. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Etcetera! Etcetera! Etcetera! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Yes, Australia! And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, as everyone knows. And criminals are used to people not trusting them, as you are not trusted by me, so clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you! drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 I do not like the Cone of Shame. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 "I'm gonna make some weird sh**." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Whatever you do, don't kick him in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 "Well? Is the coast clear?" "... No." "Are there many?" "Lots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 "What is it?" "Cops." "How many?" "Uh, looks like all of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 "Remember when I said I would kill you last?" "Yes..." "I lied." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 I wish this had actually been in the movie. Pariah and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 "Oh, shut up. You had me at 'Hello'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 "Patience is a virtue!" "Not right now, it isn't!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Large Marge sent me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Boom-boom. A big strong man like you shouldn't be afraid of a little boom-boom. Or maybe you think I'm trying to poison you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Last January I finally singed Martin Whistler on one of the rim planets. Since then I've been hunting down the last of his murdering cult. We call them "Trancers", slaves to Whistler's psychic power. Not really alive, not dead enough. It's July now and I'm tired. Real tired. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Forgive you? I oughta knock you on your goddamned ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 This town needs an enema! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 A dream to some. A nightmare to others! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong." Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I think he's tooling with you, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 You only made one mistake. You let someone see you do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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