Sorloc Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 [singing] So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yea, we totally had sex. She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex. There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorloc Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 I've been watching you all night from across the room. Why don't you go back there. Keep watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Sorloc said: Come alone! And bring your overthruster! History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. Sorloc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorloc Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 "Nervous?" "Yeah." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Claymore: Margo, you don’t return my calls any more. Margo: That’s not true. I never did return your calls. Claymore: I know! I can’t imagine why. Margo: It’s because: I. Don’t. Like. You. L. Marcus and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 ... Fascinating woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 I am She Who Must Be Obeyed ! There is only one penalty for those who do not choose to obey. A lesson in obedience. Teach them ! Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, death tribble said: I am She Who Must Be Obeyed ! There is only one penalty for those who do not choose to obey. A lesson in obedience. Teach them ! Whatever you say, Mrs. Rumpole.... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 "For the record, I advised them against trusting you." "They got my dick message." "Prove me wrong!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 "You're so full of sh*t. If you were really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Where's my motorcycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 19 hours ago, death tribble said: I am She Who Must Be Obeyed ! There is only one penalty for those who do not choose to obey. A lesson in obedience. Teach them ! (No wonder she lost to Nixon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorloc Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 : [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! [much later] ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life! slikmar and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorloc Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 "Carol the waitress, Simon the fag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padisha Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the Universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over four thousand years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space--that is, travel to any part of the Universe without moving. Oh yes, I forget to tell you. The spice exists on only one planet in the entire Universe, a desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy, that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis--also known as Dune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 "The Duke will die before these eyes, and he'll know--He'll know!--that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, who encompasses his doom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 "All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right...shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Ya got that?!" Sorloc and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorloc Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 close the door! What close the door! What were you, born in a barn? Actually, probably was born in a barn, with the rest of the Primitives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 the world needs what we can do that makes us heroes that's enough for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck. Think about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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