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Know this...Austin, I am your father.

Really ?

No, not really. I can't back that up.

Right. Idiot. Yes.


There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch


You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads ! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly ? Throw me a bone here ! What do we have ?

Sea Bass.


They're mutated sea bass.

Are they ill tempered ?


Oh well, that's a start.

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"Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King."


"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.:



‘”Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.’”

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"What did you say you did for a living?"


"I'm an airline pilot."


"I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman."


"Well if you knew, why'd you ask?"

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