Pariah Posted October 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 "What did you say you did for a living?" "I'm an airline pilot." "I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman." "Well if you knew, why did you ask?" Ternaugh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2019 Report Share Posted November 6, 2019 "Here it comes. The Victoria Cross bit again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 "First rule of government spending: Why build one when you can build two at twice the price?" Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 "Would you prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system!" Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "Treachery! Seek it out!" "It is here, Hamlet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Your taxi is here. I didn't order a taxi. You'd prefer an ambulance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 (As the protagonist of The Time Machine heads into the future, never to return.) "There are three books missing." "Which ones?" "I don't know -- but which three books would you take?" Tjack and Dr. MID-Nite 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "Before we begin, does anyone want to get out?" Pariah and Dr. MID-Nite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 "So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it." Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Yah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Run runner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 You know. For Kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 "DISGUSTING LITTLE CREATURES... SOON ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL MY HATE — AND SUFFER AS I HAVE SUFFERED..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Miners. Not minors. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Greywind said: Miners. Not minors. ...I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: ...I don't get it. Dr. MID-Nite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 "At some point, everything's gonna go south on you... everything's going to go south and you're going to say, this is it. This is how I end. Now you can either accept that, or you can get to work. That's all it is. You just begin. You do the math. You solve one problem... and you solve the next one... and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home. All right, questions?" "In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option: I'm gonna have to science the **** out of this." "They don't know I'm alive? What the--" F-word, F-word in gerund form, F-word again "--is wrong with you?" slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 "Don't let him park the car, Dickie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 "Fix the lighter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 The reward for this man is $5000. Judas settled for $4950 less. There were no dollars in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 And our credo:"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words. slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 That is Paco, my servant. He is mute, and cannot speak. Excellent, Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife. slikmar, Ternaugh and Pariah 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Meals at 8 and 5. Toilet privileges twice a day. Raise your voice, zap. Touch the glass, zap. You step outta line, you deal with me. Please, step outta line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 "When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." "You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2019 Report Share Posted November 27, 2019 Beg your pardon, I dislike to be touched... an Eastern prejudice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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