Pariah Posted September 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 [Shambala] "Well, what's this? My mantra?" "The Wi-Fi password. We're not savages." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Ah. I know. You're wondering... what is a place like me doing in a girl like this? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 "A hero? Did you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned!" "Oh, that's a gas! We ain't even been arrested yet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 I reveal my Inmost Self unto my God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 I aim to misbehave. Pariah and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 "There's ... a red thingy ... moving towards the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 "You must admit, I have a point." "Yes, it must be difficult to find a hat that fits it properly." "Is your sword as sharp as your tongue?" "Is yours as dull as your wit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 "Then why are you following me? Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" "I would rather kiss a wookiee!" "I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!" Pariah, BarretWallace and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 "Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a torpedo?" "Fascinating!" BarretWallace and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 "You do remember how to fire phasers?" [steely glare in response] Pariah and Lord Liaden 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, BarretWallace said: "You do remember how to fire phasers?" [steely glare in response] Ha! Just watched a clip of that scene on YouTube yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 "Do you wanna be captain of this ship?" "Yes!" "... Well ... You can't." Tjack, Pariah and Lord Liaden 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2021 "Agatha, this is Magnus. Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Then get out of town. If you don't, I will get you. I will get you like you got me. That is a promise." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2021 "Are you flesh, or are you spirit?" "I am sorrow." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 All I see is an Atreides that I want to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 Blacksmith, have you ever forged a weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 To a new world of Gods and Monsters Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 What is the greatest joy? The joy of duty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 "I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'! What did ya get the medal for? Wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 "Inhale this, but do not touch." "I smell nothing." "What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man." "Hmm." "All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is dead." "But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the kind of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known that I was not a great fool--you would have counted on it--so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!" "You've made your decision then?" "Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you." "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." "Wait till I get going." [beat] "Where was I?" "Australia." "Yes, Australia! And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me." "You're just stalling now." "You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!" "You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work." "It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!" "Then make your choice." "I will! And I choose ... what in the world can that be?!" "What? Where? I don't see anything." "Oh, I could have sworn I saw something. No matter." [smirks] "What's so funny?" "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink: me from my glass, and you from yours." [both drink] "You guessed wrong." "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is, 'Never get involved in a land way in Asia'. But only slightly less well-know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha--" [falls over dead] "Who are you?" "I am no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know." "And to think, all the time it was your cup that was poisoned." "They were both poisoned. I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder." Tjack and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Men, for the most part can mend their ways only after they have made a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 When policemen break the law, then there isn't any law - just a fight for survival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 "I wish I could trust you." "Trust my rage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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