Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "There is another matter... one I'm reluctant to..." "Please." "One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time." "Andrei... [removes glasses] you've lost another submarine?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 "I will raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 "This would be an excellent time to walk out of the theater, living room, or airplane where this film is being shown." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 "I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 In deciding upon the sentence I shall impose in this case, I have been influenced by one consideration. It is this - that in sentencing a man to death for one crime, we may well be putting him beyond the reach of the law in respect of those crimes which he has not yet had an opportunity to commit. The law, however, is not to be cheated in this way. I shall therefore discharge you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 "The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 16, 2022 Report Share Posted July 16, 2022 "I loved you in 'Wall Street!'" slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "Do you trust me?" "Of course not! I literally just met you!" "Why won't you stand still and die with honor?" "Let me think about it. Okay, I thought about it, and I pass!" "For a guy named Knuckles, you are really bad at punching!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 "Is this heaven?" "No. It's Iowa." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 "It's called a hustle, sweetheart!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Maddie: I have an idea. Rachel: And I want to have a word with my fiancé. And that word is "murder". Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2022 "I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people." "...whose car we gonna take?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 "I don't like it. I don't like it one bit." "I like it, but do not understand it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" * crash * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 "Officers, what offense have these men done?" "Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly; they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves." "What is your offense, masters? This learned constable is too cunning to be understood." L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2022 "A book?" "That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you." "Has it got any sports in it?" "Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles..." "Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake." "Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming." tkdguy and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Dr No: I work for SPECTRE James Bond: SPECTRE ? Dr No: SPECTRE - Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world. James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something. Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man ? Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour... except crime ! Bond: My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs ! Blofeld: Sit down, Number Two. We will discuss your NATO project later. I regret to inform you all of the death of SPECTRE Number Six. Colonel Jacques Bouvar was killed by an unknown assassin. His services will be greatly missed. M: You may now open the folders in front of you. Code name: Thunderball. As you can see, we have very little to go on. All the members of the crew had top security clearance. You'll find their photographs and service records in your files. You'll be working with NATO, CIA and all allied intelligence units. Well, that's all - until you've discussed your individual assignments with me. Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. James Bond: Yes, this is my second life. Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr Bond. Bond: This never happened to the other fellow. Bond: It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world. Bambi: I'm "Bambi" Thumper: And I am "Thumper." Is there something we can do for you ? Bond: I can think of several things, off hand... Tiffany Case: My God! You just killed James Bond ! Bond: Is that who it was ? Well just goes to show, no one's indestructible. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 Mr Big: Is *this* the stupid mutha that tailed you uptown? Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is... Mr Big: Names is for tombstones, baby ! Y'all take this honky out and waste him ! Now ! M: What do you know about a man called Scaramanga, 007 ? Bond: Scaramanga ? Oh, yes ! The man with the golden gun. Born in the circus. Father - the Ringmaster, possibly Cuban. Mother - English, a snake charmer. He was a spectacular trick shot artist by the time he was ten and a local Rio gunman at fifteen. The KGB recruited him there and trained him in Europe where he became an - overworked, underpaid assassin. He went independent in the late '50s. Current price: one million dollars a hit. No photograph on file. But, he does have one distinguishing feature, however, a superfluous papilla. M: A what ? Bond: A mammary gland. A third nipple, sir. He uses a golden bullet, hence man with the golden gun. Present domicile - unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 12, 2022 Report Share Posted October 12, 2022 In sixteen minutes this place is gonna be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 "No anti-aging treatment?" "No, I ain't worried about aging." " So that will be all?" "Ooh... ah... yes! The colon irrigation treatment. That's my gift to you. Sorta like a 'let's be friend's' gesture. Now you think of me when you're having it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 "I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson." Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 "You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept." -- "Come, we must get you to your ship." "We are men of action. Lies do not become us." "Well spoken, sir." slikmar and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 "Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 "No more miss nice girl." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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