Cancer Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 "Feed your troops on victory." -- Sir John Monash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Why are people foolish about The Fool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 I pity the foo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 Stay hydrated. Lawnmower Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 No matter how dumb an action is, there is always somebody somewhere stupid enough to try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." -- Salvor Hardin, Mayor of Terminus Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Re-read the classics sometimes. It's amazing the things you can learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: "It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety." -- Salvor Hardin, Mayor of Terminus Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 “You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 If you decide to do that anyway, everyone will be greatful if you stand downwind of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Bake treats when the weather is cool and freeze them. When the weather turns hot, take them out of the freezer and serve cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 I didn't know you could bake revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 For all X that isn't chocolate, labeling it as chocolate and serving it either is revenge or will provoke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 When in an argument with your wife/GF and she gets out of the car, you will be forced to drive next to her at 2 miles an hour, this will be embarrassing, but it is minor to her anger. If you decide to leave anyway, do not go home, drive until you run out of gas, where you are when this happens is your new home, legally changing your name is also advised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 I used to live near Palm Springs. I don't live there anymore. Today it is supposed 121 degrees in Palm Springs. Do not live in Palm Springs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 This relates to recent experiences. No matter how much it has rained of late in your area, someone will inevitably say "we could use some rain". In fact, Noah's brother Jim was also on the Ark, after 40 days and night of rain, the skies were clear on Day 41. Jim, came out and said "we could use some rain". And he was thrown overboard. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 I would be interested in reading the lost Dead Jim Scrolls if they're ever found. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Be humble on the mountaintops. Be steadfast in the valleys. Be faithful in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 The 1980s...…. when everyone wanted to have anime hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 ... except those of us who had it, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 If you do have anime hair, every undercover cop in the jurisdiction will try to sell you something. Saying "No thank you, Officer" annoys them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Klingons If a medieval Viking and a medieval Mongol got together and had a really ugly baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 "Anytime you drive cattle through town, there's gonna be a lot of sh*t to clean up." ~Texas Bix Bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 On 7/24/2018 at 8:26 AM, Starlord said: I used to live near Palm Springs. I don't live there anymore. Today it is supposed 121 degrees in Palm Springs. Do not live in Palm Springs. Given what you posted this under of my advice. Was there a previous Mrs. Starlord we don't know about from when you lived in Palm Springs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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